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by Beer Lolcano
Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:25 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Club at School
Replies: 10
Views: 5720

Definately involve the Students of Christ in some way. Maybe organise the occasional debate with them, or at least find some way to get their attention so that they can send your group some Hatemail. Then your group could work together on a response. After all, debating your quite *different* religi...
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:22 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

Yes, we will all pray for you. With us faithful last posters backing you, you can't lose!

Speaking of Last Posters, Last Post.
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:20 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Global Increase in Pirate attacks recorded!
Replies: 12
Views: 4565

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

My point is, these pirates aren't actually real Pastafarians, or real pirates!

:wink:
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

Oh, I remember now, it's VD.

Not really a hell, seeing as you're already dead. Maybe we need a devil to make things a bit more punishing...
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:41 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

Atheists? Oh no, never!

We are all devout followers of a floating glob of pasta, naturally. Atheists are the spawn of evil itself.

I was going to say the devil, but I don't think we have one. Because we don't believe in Hell, right?

And while I'm at it, Last Post.
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Where do we stand on...
Replies: 38
Views: 12412

If we weren't intended to worship all forms of pasta, the His Noodliness would have only made spaghetti.

Remember that nothing has been invented by man, the FSM has merely made things appear that way.

RAmen, my brothers. RAmen.
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Global Increase in Pirate attacks recorded!
Replies: 12
Views: 4565

Yes, remember that if the pirates are indeed 'attacking', then they are conforming to the image that the Christian Church planted about them being bad people, when really they would not hurt a soul. Only real, friendly pirates, especially the candy-distributing ones, prevent global warming. RAmen. M...
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Where do we stand on...
Replies: 38
Views: 12412

Obviously spaghetti is his favorite, but it is not compulsory for his followers to love spaghetti. Any form of pasta, with or without sauce, is fine as long as your heart is in the right place.
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:46 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A few questions...
Replies: 7
Views: 2909

I prefer to put RAmen at the end of posts when I mention the great FSM, or otherwise get religious about Pastafarianism.

But if I'm in a scientific debate, then I don't think it's that appropriate, especially if Pastafarianism isn't mentioned over the course of the discussion.
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:44 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pirates and Ninjas (a.k.a. Please Don't Hurt Me!!!)
Replies: 30
Views: 9338

Of course ninjas aren't saints. Don't make me laugh! Have you ever seen a graph that proves they prevent disasters? Didn't think so!

Ninjas may not be saints, but they're still awesome.

:fsm_ninja:
by Beer Lolcano
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:40 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

I was amazed how many fellow Pastafarians I found when I started looking! Even in New Zealand there are so many brothers, we could start a rebellion!!!

Oh, and once again I have the Last Post.
by Beer Lolcano
Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

Last Post, without any stupid foreign languages...
by Beer Lolcano
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3666028

There must be a mistake in your translation, because your post appears to be second-to-last.

Unlike me.

Last Post.
by Beer Lolcano
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creationism
Replies: 28
Views: 9925

Gladly. I am relatively new to the religion (I don't even have the gospel yet. Or an avatar for that matter!) but I don't see the point of registering if you're not intending to do your part to stop the teaching of ID, when UD is so much more obviously true. If you want any help in your wondrous cru...
by Beer Lolcano
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How come we don't have churches?
Replies: 29
Views: 14165

I think the whole point of worshipping the FSM is that we can dedicate ourself to a deity without having to go out of our way spending money in His worship. That way, we can live just as well as those filthy atheists while still knowing that we serve an undisputably real God, who happens to go very ...

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