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by Little Bird
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:30 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1840084

Can I say "YAAARRRR" instead? I'm really more of a "YAAARRR" girl.
Image--YAAAAARRRRR!
Thanks toasterhead!
by Little Bird
Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:46 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 20554

According to the vision of the :fsm: that appeared to me and told me to write the Book of Teresa, everyone goes to heaven. But the jerks have to work retail at the holy meal restaurants and stripper factory until they have paid their penance.

All Hail the wisdom of the :fsm:!
by Little Bird
Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:39 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 62837

Why thank you! It was, of course, dictated to me in a vision. :mrgreen:
by Little Bird
Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:54 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: "Noodling Yourself"
Replies: 9
Views: 5810

I think that :fsm:, being a god of love, prefers that we show love for others and make love with each other. Of course! In fact, his most favorite thing for us to do is drink the holy beverage and partake in the holy orgy, as it is written in the Book of Teresa. But, for the :fsm: himself, he can o...
by Little Bird
Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:43 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 62837

I love it, Freak Ash! Can I be next, right after the letter from the Rev. Bobby Henderson to the heathens of the Kansas School Board? I'll be your very best friend!

me--> :worship: 8) <--Freak Ash
by Little Bird
Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 27848

Personally I see no reason for the fork to be cross-based. I mean, why would it be? No one crucified the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Anyway, here’s my plate:
Image
Whaddya think?
by Little Bird
Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:33 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: "Noodling Yourself"
Replies: 9
Views: 5810

See, and here I thought this was gonna be something naughty about self-love. :oops:
Of course, the FSM, in his great wisdom, engourages all forms of carnal pleasure, expecially self-love.
by Little Bird
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 62837

Strippers with Wangs

See, I was counting on a few women or gay men entering heaven too. They might like strippers with wangs.
by Little Bird
Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:57 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 62837

The book of Teresa

The creation Before time began and matter firmed there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was bored and lonely and so, in his great wisdom, decided to create. With his noodly appendages the Flying Spaghetti Monster reached out into the void and drew a world. And on that ...

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