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by Cynicus
Tue Sep 05, 2006 5:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Lego FSM Church!
Replies: 18
Views: 10741

The resturaunts would definately be a delicious... mouth-watering... delectable idea (I really need to get some lunch). But they're only good for a certain size of person (ie: Humans) what about our minifig bretheren? LEGO churches are an excellent idea, because it allows our small, yellow, plastic ...
by Cynicus
Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:38 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Devotional Reminder for the back of the toilet door.
Replies: 4
Views: 3958

I dissagree, I do like it.

I feel inspired to poke out MY right eye (it's nearsighted anyway, always fiving me trouble).

Ok... on second thought, I probably wont go gouge myself.

I like the poster though.
by Cynicus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:06 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Anchient religious war?
Replies: 6
Views: 5240

This brings up another improtant question. My roomate is in possesion of a very old movie entitled "Shaolin vs. Ninja" in which monks battle (guess what?) a ninja clan. This could either mean that we share a common enemy with the Ninja... or this conflict is much more complicated than we first thoug...
by Cynicus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:31 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Virgins v Strippers
Replies: 25
Views: 26295

Now (and I know I'm opening myself up for several cheap-shots here but...) could I, in heaven, become a stripper myself? Or would it be an example of an oversaturated market, not alloweing up and commers?
by Cynicus
Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 19916

I think the placement in heaven is based on your worhtyness. The most worther get the nice houses within walking distance of the Beer Volcanoe, etc. While those preaching ID... and certain political figures, have to live waaaaaaaaaay out in the crappy section of heaven. These people will have to tak...
by Cynicus
Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:40 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 27184

I think #3 and #5 are my favs. Simple, but still with a bit of complexity.

A sort of hard softness, if you will. Sort of a blackish white... or... a Piratey Ninja.
by Cynicus
Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:31 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 27184

Update: I have worn around my neck for the passed 2 days, a fork on a string. People notice. Already my loved ones are asking "What's with the fork?" and I can tell them of our Noodly Lord... they then call me crazy- BUT THEY ASKED. And that is a start. I wish I had a digital camera to show you how ...
by Cynicus
Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:27 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: INTERNATION DEVELOPMENT - PLEASE READ
Replies: 46
Views: 36408

Sadly, as much as I really love chaos, we really need to put forth a solid answer. Either come up with ranks that are permanant (or... semi-permanant) as in the above message. Or (much like the faith of my background) have no formal clergy, and just let people teach and interperate as they may (with...
by Cynicus
Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:26 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Writing The "Meaty Bible"
Replies: 79
Views: 61240

The Parable of the 5 Blind Pirates And Lo, in the kingdom there once lived a small band of double-patched pirates who lived together (mostly a shared expense thing). Though they were pirates in name, they alas, had never sailed the mighty sea on a pirate ship. So although they tried to live happy l...
by Cynicus
Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 27184

Also, if you make the fork out of silver you can ward off warewolves, as well as vampires!
Double Whammy!
by Cynicus
Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:09 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Symbology
Replies: 40
Views: 27184

Symbology

Along with the skeletal fish, and the FSM car... plate... thing... I think we need some other sort of symbol that is simple, easy to make at home, and wont break easily. You see, though Holy, the image of Our Noodly Lord has many noodly appendages which, if forged into necklace form, would probably ...
by Cynicus
Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:26 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: "Noodling Yourself"
Replies: 9
Views: 5661

"Noodling Yourself"

The christians have "Crossing" so I feel it is time to reveal unto the Pastafarians the ritual of "Noodling". This is how one Noodles Themself: 1) Take your Right hand, index finger outstretched, and bend the finger into a curve, as that of a hook 2) Trace out His lofty Meatballs upon your chest (so...

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