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by Swashbuckler Saucy
Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 122774

That ceiling looks cool

I can't stop making
Dirty haikus in my head
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*takes out a camera*

"...go for i' fermer cap'n."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

"'boot gettin' back ta ye body, ye daft spirit."

*still looking at the wrong side of the room*
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:21 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*presses a button on belt an undiscombobulates* "Did someone say somethin' about dead off'cers? I been werkin' on somethin' tha' makes off'cers immoral...or immortal... one o' those two, an'/or revives them. I been keepin' it un'er wraps, 'cause ye people dun gimme any engineerin' work." *...
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:10 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*stumbles on to the bridge with a bottle in hand* "This isna tha galask....galazk...space thing that ha' the barmaidens, Singie." *pushes a button and the ship stops* *looks around and sees everyone in the middle of a hostage situation* "Whoa, dinna knoo ye swung tha' way. I suppert y...
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Wed Jul 19, 2006 8:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1998067

In due time, grasshopper.

The person below me will explain to me what a Basket Shark is so I can explain it to the person above me.
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*looks as a bottle is drunken from an invisible entity*

*looks at bottle in his hand*

"Shome goo' shtuff."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*throws the empty bottle away*

"...next..."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:03 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

"Lut'nant One? 'ell if aye knoo. Shot o' Tequila? Ye mean ye ain't drinkin' it all fro' tha bottle in one go? What are ye? A bunch o' wee lasses?"
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

"Lads, ye de noot challen' a shark ta an eatin' contes'. Noo, finish up ye lightweigh's, I have yet ta decide whether ta shoot ye or not."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*busts in the drinking contest room's door*

"A'righ' ye b'stards, I..... Ye be hav'n a drinkin' contes' wi'oot invitin' me?"

*cocks phaser rifle*
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Sun Jul 16, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*walks out in a black leather trench coat with two phaser rifles*

"A'right ye bunch o' rowdy b'stards, 'stime for a time out."

*stuns everything that moves, and everything that doesn't move but looks like it could move*

"Any o' ye still wanna fight? Eh?"
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*stares at monitor*

"Use tha damn min' transfermer, lad! Failin' a timewairp releas's min' controllin' things!"

*looks at another monitor*

"2 o' spades.... 2 o' spades...."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:54 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

*over comlink*

"Ach, aye, ye all be screwed noo wi' me as commandin' ossifer."

*coughs over comlink*

"As ye were."
by Swashbuckler Saucy
Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Space Opera PLEASE JOIN!!!! we need fresh meat.
Replies: 672
Views: 227023

"Aye, tha sensairs be sho'in thar be a high gas level all throughoot tha ship. Better release some inta space."

*ship gets clear again*

"Oh... it looks like a failed time wairp on tha ship. Hmm, no doubt tha crew be goin' crazy from thayr minds bein' midwarp."

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