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by wavering
Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Breakaway Movements?
Replies: 12
Views: 7819

Breakaway Movements?

It strikes me that if FSM is to exhibit all of the aspects of a True Religion it should really have a breakaway movement (or several) composed of people whose beliefs are very slightly different from the mainstream but are all united in mutual hatred of each other. So, are there any breakaway moveme...
by wavering
Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:37 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 20355

Well, even in heaven only one person can live in one spot so there is great scope for real estate sales .... mind you, it does raise the question of what you could do with the money you made ... in fact, what the hell are we meant to do all day ( beer and strippers notwithstanding )?
by wavering
Tue Sep 13, 2005 4:32 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 20355

Firstly is there a guide to avatar installation - my guess is that it only works if you have more than x posts where x > 4 so why no avatar? Now the serious bit. Does anybody have a map of heaven? Presumably the FSM allocates space on some basis but hopefully we can trade? Bear in mind that a heaven...
by wavering
Mon Sep 12, 2005 5:36 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Heaven
Replies: 33
Views: 20355

If everybody gets to heaven but it is graded ( eg good beer v crappy beer ) then seems to me you have just created different classes of heaven so may as well have heaven, hades, hell etc Or is it a question of degree? So nobody really suffers? But shouldn't the ID crowd suffer a bit or do we forgive...
by wavering
Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:11 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Virgins v Strippers
Replies: 25
Views: 26538

Virgins v Strippers

I notice that you guys are promising a stripper factory in heaven, which is a pretty good start BUT the Moslems, are offering me 72 virgins if I become a martyr. So can you ... er ... flesh out the stripper aspects a little? Do we get to only watch or do these strippers ... er ... actively participa...

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