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by Dogma's A Bitch
Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Dating Tips
Replies: 150
Views: 50235

(Slaps forehead) COD !?! THAT'S what I be doin' wrong.
I've been using a minnow !
by Dogma's A Bitch
Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: You know you're a pirate when...
Replies: 67
Views: 24090

Aye.....Ye knows yer a Pirate when ye Shiver yer Timber before Bucklin' yer Swash...... Yarrrrrr
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:42 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Dating Tips
Replies: 150
Views: 50235

I need a little help here, I'm new. In order to be P.C. (Pirately Correct), I have ordered my Full Pirate Regalia. To be safe, I ordered both the Home and Away uniforms and three caps (Home, Away, Home alternate). I've sent directly to Pittsburgh for my authentic stuff (no knock-offs needed here, th...
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:57 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3047464

I yam fairly new here, and have already posted to a few other pages. 'Tis a very entertaining forum ye got here. Yarrrrrrrrr...
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians and Rastafarians
Replies: 16
Views: 7019

Fair enough, Rev. I apologize for any angst I may have caused ye.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:06 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How many have a faith?
Replies: 31
Views: 11858

I most surely have a faith. It's a nice one, people tell me.

I also have a big, fat ath.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Dating Tips
Replies: 150
Views: 50235

If'n I get yer meaning,Bart, I attempted to converse
with Knuckles ..... but with me hook and all.......
Arrrrrr... "twas not a pretty sight.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:37 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians and Rastafarians
Replies: 16
Views: 7019

Thank ye, Lord. Me thinks the Rev. needs to learn the difference between Stereotyping and Generalization. 'Tis NOT the same.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians and Rastafarians
Replies: 16
Views: 7019

Church/temple: None; worship is often by small groups in homes. Gatherings of believers, called Nyahbinghi, usually center around the sharing of the "Chalice," a large ceremonial pipe containing the Rastafarian sacrament, Ganga (Marijuana), a practice likened to the Christian communion cer...
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:25 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians and Rastafarians
Replies: 16
Views: 7019

Nay to stereotyping, sez I. 'Tis a tenet of the Jamaican Religion, the Spiritual use of Cannabis. Check yer facts.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:18 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: CONNECTICUT
Replies: 11
Views: 7311

I have just become an official Pastafarian
and upon checking past posts, I came across this.
I be from the Nutmeg State as well. Yarrrr.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:14 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 280752

Owwwww! 'Twas about to post, was I, and I've been hit
in the crossfire 'tween the Rev and the Demon.
(And if you've ever been hit in the crossfire,
you know how painful THAT can be).
Arrrrrgghhhhh.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Mon Nov 26, 2007 1:08 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians and Rastafarians
Replies: 16
Views: 7019

Rastafarians smoke Weed.

Whereas Pastafarians smoke Salmon. And what a fine delicacy it is! Yaarrrrrrrr.
by Dogma's A Bitch
Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:54 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Never Ending Story.
Replies: 321
Views: 90011

...."Cousin from out of town." At least that's what he called her publicly. In actuality she was...
by Dogma's A Bitch
Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:47 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3955743

Slayer cake.....Chocolate!! yummmmmmmmm

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