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by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:53 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Film intro
Replies: 12
Views: 6420

It made me laugh, so it might be a bit over the top if you are trying to be serious, but its perfect if you want a bit of comedy splashed in with the drama.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How can I become an ordained minister?
Replies: 12
Views: 5875

I think for that you need to get your captain's licence and marry people at sea. At least that is how I think it should work for us.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Sun Apr 13, 2008 5:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point?
Replies: 43
Views: 22294

And as for MPT, it is hard to deny that there are more than a few passages of the bible that women might stand to take offence at. Even if the church no longer condones the kind of sexism that occurs in the bible, it kind of sucks when the main texts of your faith are wrought with things you find in...
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point?
Replies: 43
Views: 22294

I've always been uneasy with the stripper thing too. While I must concede that it is not sexist (the strippers are of both sexes) it still seems somewhat dehumanizing if we are talking about people with souls, and creepy if we are talking about robots without souls. But I am pretty sure that we are ...
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy Land
Replies: 20
Views: 8178

Or moony holyland. We shall sail there upon the clouds like DeNiro in Stardust! Yarrrr, now there be a pirate worth his salt!
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy Land
Replies: 20
Views: 8178

The moon.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:21 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Canadian Pastafarians Unite!
Replies: 255
Views: 205564

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMOUTH, Nova Scotia be me port o'origin. But these days I find myself stuck in our nations entirely unsalty capital.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Ottawa, Canada
Replies: 2
Views: 2863

Ottawa, Canada

Anyone planning on being in our nation's capital this summer?
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:25 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 829356

"Development as Freedom" by Amartya Sen, "The Shock Docterine" by Niomi Klein and "Mister B. Gone" by Clive Barker.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:08 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: good friday
Replies: 11
Views: 3891

Apparently the one on which your lord and savoir gets brutally murdered is the goodest.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Mateys! RegistARR Yarr Ship !
Replies: 48
Views: 25163

I captain the HMS Jolly Hamster that makes bearth of the coat of Nova Scotia in the Port of Maitla...I mean..Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Wed Dec 19, 2007 8:38 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM vs Hard Core Christians
Replies: 48
Views: 17999

Don't ye be accepting defeat so fast now there laddies...

Har Har! Ye be forgetting that 'God' refers to all the gods me hearties, FSM included, yarrrr. Now if ye pit 'Jehovah' against the FSM, then laddies ye shall be seein' the truth of it aye that ye will.
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:08 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8793
Views: 1755407

Shiver me timbers ye scurvy sea dogs! YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
by Cpt. No-Beard Scallywag
Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:37 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3142405

Yar, ye be lookin' like a fine lot buckaneers to be sure...

Yaaaaar.....I be from the great seaport of Yaaaaaarmouth in the fair land of Nova Scotia, the child of a great sea captain, fisher of the lobster in the Port of Maitland. Drink up me-heartys for it be a grand day upon the sea. Yar. :fsm_yarr:

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