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by verbtea
Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:38 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What is the strangest movie you have ever seen?
Replies: 245
Views: 159591

Trust me on this one: A documentary called Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist.

Also "Alice," by Jan Svankmajer http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095715/
by verbtea
Fri Apr 28, 2006 10:31 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Big Love
Replies: 11
Views: 7280

I beg to differ; the magical undergarments WERE mentioned, when Barb told Bill somebody was looking at her dress at the party for the "outline of the garments."

I think the show's brilliant.
by verbtea
Sat Feb 11, 2006 10:34 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7916
Views: 3060716

Pssst. Alpaca...

You mean "Denigrate," not "Degenerate," in the Forum Rules post.



:o
by verbtea
Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:24 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 99623

Don't you dare! The only Monster who deserves capitalization is Him! Other monsters are false monsters, undeserving of capitalization. :fsm_worried:
by verbtea
Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:56 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 99623

I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You shall have no other monsters before me. (Afterwards is OK; just use protection.)
by verbtea
Mon Oct 03, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Another shameless Beatles ripoff.
Replies: 37
Views: 30979

What Dee Dee say. It's all about the meter. Besides, that gives it sort of a rasta-pasta feel. Imagine, if you will, that little crab from "The Little Mermaid" singing it to the dulcet tones of steel drum... ;-) I'm a lover of good gramm a r meself, matey, but music be the stuff of fun! (And while "...
by verbtea
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:57 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Another shameless Beatles ripoff.
Replies: 37
Views: 30979

Let us not forget: Yesterday All my questions were explained away though I've doubted God, I have to say that I believe what Bobby say Suddenly education can be science-free Flying Spaghetti Monster, he made me and midgets too and all the trees Praise His meaty balls and his noodles al dente I put d...
by verbtea
Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:46 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67832

Let us not forget these commandments: Thou shalt not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor shalt thou allow such cans into thy homes Limit Thy Portions , lest thou blow up to the size of my land-and-sea creature, the elephant-seal Thou shalt not consume Boy-Arrrrrrrrrr-Dee, for it is abom...
by verbtea
Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: a pronoun for FSM
Replies: 32
Views: 21526

I've always rather fancied "s/h/it."

Works for all genders or none, one nice short word, easy to prounounce...

:twisted:

We would, of course, capitalize "S/h/it" when speaking of our noodly deity.
by verbtea
Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: FSM recommends polygamy
Replies: 6
Views: 5414

I cannot deny that FSM may have spoken to you about the joy of multiple sexual partners (for does He not have two stalks and many, many noodles?). However, I must say it has been revealed to me that FSM really doesn't care one way or the other who (or what) we have sex with, or whether we're having ...
by verbtea
Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:22 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 96028

For is it not written:

He who doubteth me shall sip warm diet drinks fortified with caramel coloring and artificial sweetener forever: But he who believeth in me shall drink his fill from the beer volcano and the Holy Wine Bar.
by verbtea
Mon Sep 19, 2005 5:26 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 44897

The Flying Spaghetti Monster's prophets should consider receiving the Word of Glob in many forms. Not that I have anything against the Flaming Shrubbery God, or his son whose trials included a fatal bout with a couple of logs and unfortunately placed hardware. But still. Gospels are only one form of...

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