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by Solipsy
Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:29 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67856

FABULOUS!!! There is much work to be done in Pirate "Law." As I'm sure you are aware, pirates don't take kindly to law, but the FSM does love his pirates, his midgets/midgits, and his people, and so has set down at least a bit more guidelines/suggestions for them. I do hope you'll see fit to record ...
by Solipsy
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Gnoccic Gospels
Replies: 1
Views: 2730

And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
by Solipsy
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Freak
Replies: 8
Views: 6896

And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
by Solipsy
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: GOSPELS
Replies: 30
Views: 44908

And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in ...
by Solipsy
Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:07 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: TESTIMONIALS
Replies: 25
Views: 21004

it's great to hear that you're still thinking about it! I hope you get your letter!
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 99661

Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive." Yeah, a motto, a creed. Not so much a suggestion, really -- something worth keeping in mind, though. Still, I'd like to see people arguing about it carved on a rock in a courthouse lo...
by Solipsy
Tue Nov 15, 2005 2:17 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 99661

Re: Just a suggestion....

Thou shalt playeth along when His Noodleyness sendeth thou ill pranks, for though they may seemest unto though rotten luck, to Him they are great amusement, and knowing this, thou shalt see that it is all good. I like this better as a ProvHerb, I think. I think it fits better there. Anyone else hav...
by Solipsy
Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:04 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: THUS-FAR COLLECTED "NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS"
Replies: 0
Views: 20336

THUS-FAR COLLECTED "NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS"

The Council of Olive Garden does here decree that These Twelve among the NO SET NUMBER OF NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS are Thus Far Accepted and Shall Be Considered Among the Canon though there is plenty of room for more, and thus it shall be so. Topic Decided. I. I am the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
by Solipsy
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:45 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Pastafarian Holiday II - The legend of Raman-dahn
Replies: 13
Views: 10058

Caught it. Loved it. Marking it. Moving it. Locking it. Will work with it when time permits. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Solipsy
Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The fallen one.
Replies: 21
Views: 14236

Re: THE ANSWER

Clearly, <errors removed by FSMism's appointed scribe> RAmen. In a post by someone who joined on Sept 14th, THAT much total misinformation???? And who goes further to title his/her first post "the answer?" Here are some links that will help to set people straight: http://www.venganza.org/forum/view...
by Solipsy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:09 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: forgiveness
Replies: 4
Views: 3604

It can't hurt to ask for a little forgiveness, but belief doesn't determine one's place in heaven - content of character does. One's ability to see one's own mistakes and change one's ways is rare indeed! I've never personally met the Big Monster, but all the ancient source texts would lead to the c...
by Solipsy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:00 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 83501

A scroll, recently found, is in translation. This scroll appears to be a missive to a distant sect and may be of great historical bearing as to the explanation of the purpose and identity of the AntePast (referred to as the Antepasta on some menus and ancient source steles) (and sometimes as the Ant...
by Solipsy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:18 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 264060

by Solipsy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:22 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: HOLIDAYS
Replies: 6
Views: 6611

Our weekly Holy Day is Friday, as is well-established. International Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19 of each year, is our High Holy Day. fusiontortellini, I think it might not be a bad idea to move a thread over into the Prop Scrip area for Holidays... I'll drop this one over there.
by Solipsy
Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:12 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: forgiveness
Replies: 4
Views: 3604

Does one have to seek forgiveness for past transgressions or is it forgiven through the realisation and the subsequent efforts? I'm mildly confused by your question... are you asking if one must go about righting one's past offenses once one has come to realize them? Well that would be terrific, wo...

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