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by Mongo of the North
Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:49 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Swedes the Chosen People
Replies: 18
Views: 13347

I think the Dead Sea Scrolls told us about the FSM, but they were destroyed because no one liked the truth. I thought the dead see scrolls were written on parchment made from reprocessed noodles and were written in sauce. My understanding is that the dead sea fishermen who found them actually ate t...
by Mongo of the North
Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:26 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Truth-in-Advertising
Replies: 30
Views: 13486

Re: Truth-in-Advertising

G.E. "We Bring Good Things to Life." (Unless those things happen to be foreign peoples, in which case, we make a bomb for that.) :shellfish: Actually at GE we don't make bombs. The closest thing we make to bombs are Aircraft engines that are used to power craft that deliver weapons. A few...
by Mongo of the North
Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: That's what she REALLY said
Replies: 12
Views: 4565

Senator Ted Stevens of Alaska?


how about...this one from memory: "An hour sitting with a pretty girl on a park bench passes like a minute, but a minute sitting on a hot stove seems like an hour"
by Mongo of the North
Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:47 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Favourite Book
Replies: 105
Views: 49023

so many books....lets see I'd say Shibumi by Trevanian....read it when I was younger reread and enjoyed just as much. Otherwise probably one of the many Terry Pratchett books.
by Mongo of the North
Sat Jan 12, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3856571

YOINK! I see your last post and I raise you one LAST POST.
by Mongo of the North
Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:01 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 103739

Due to an influx in stray cats the killing of kittens shall be mandatory until otherwise noted.
by Mongo of the North
Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:45 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: His True Name
Replies: 6
Views: 5417

Some people simply call the FSM TIM!
by Mongo of the North
Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:02 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Now you can have your own mechanical noodlage
Replies: 2
Views: 3251

Now you can have your own mechanical noodlage

Not sure if this has already been posted but these things are good clean fun:

http://www.flying-pig.co.uk/pagesv/fsm.html
by Mongo of the North
Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:57 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3199947

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