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by The Black Spot
Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Black Bart
Replies: 14
Views: 9433

Black Bart

Bart passed away just before midnight last night. He was already frail from his condition, but went rapidly downhill after a minor operation over the weekend. I was lucky enough to have known him for over 30 years, and I've never met anyone who had a bad word to say about him. A truely decent man. L...
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 161373

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Pockets? I remembers pockets. Used t' put things in 'em. Nowadays me hook tears 'em up summit chronic.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:11 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Picture Association Game !
Replies: 2744
Views: 468038

Re: Picture Association Game !

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by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:54 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 1948594

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for using two apostrophes, a comma, a full stop and an emoticon in a five word sentence.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 265070

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

In Turkey are you? Damnable rough lot if you ask me. Mind you, they have some commendable establishments in the Kasbah. Rather exotic, what!
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Double Entendres
Replies: 102
Views: 69006

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Arrrr... this chap be 'aving a bit o' a problem wi' his shaft:

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by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:19 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Double Entendres
Replies: 102
Views: 69006

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Does 'ee keep a spare pair o' balls unner the see saw fer emergencies?
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 161373

Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

I remembers when we won the quiz at the Admiral Benbow. That were last night, weren't it? I think. Or was it last Tuesday fortnight? Or maybe a couple o' years ago. I can't remember if we've ever won it.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:44 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 265070

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Indeed, the constabulary can be a nuisance at times. Our local peeler always seems to have his truncheon out; the laundry maid said that she finds it unsettling when he stops and points it at her.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:33 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 844932

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...salty tasting...
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 151379

Re: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news

black bart wrote:I think we ought to have certificates for our home grown Pirates.

I's always said that ye should be certified.
by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Picture Association Game !
Replies: 2744
Views: 468038

Re: Picture Association Game !

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by The Black Spot
Wed Aug 08, 2012 5:41 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5360
Views: 785594

Re: Word of the Day

Goglet
-noun

Fancy drinking vessel used by ventriloquists
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 605112

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Dear Big Bonce

if that be your hand in the picture, ye has a bigger problem than yer head to worry about.
by The Black Spot
Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20
Replies: 938
Views: 265070

Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

My word, you bring back some memories, Sir Bart. I remember as a lad, the local bobby would often chase us because we were throwing snowballs at his helmet.

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