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by Dr. Otis Lansa
Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:02 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Just a Joke, Right?
Replies: 24
Views: 13150

I would like to rephrase what I said. I'm all for tolerance, but I just wanted to make sure that I'm not joining a real religeon. I thought it was intended as a joke in the first place, when someone said that there is no proof that God doesn't exist, and the prophet said there is also no proof that...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:23 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3052755

Freely, yes.... logically? Not the point of the Open Letter.

BUT, if you want to see this (meat)ballocks taken to its pseudoscientific extreme, try here:

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1257

Don't say I didn't warn ye.... :(
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Wow... Amazing...
Replies: 26
Views: 14340

At least that palm hair comes right off if one rubs hard enough. :wink:
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Mon Dec 11, 2006 12:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why does the FSM have really big balls?
Replies: 21
Views: 12368

Re: Why does the FSM have really big balls?

E.Raser wrote:Does our Prophet have a new image ?
Or do we believe in this only one ? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Image

:mrgreen:
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12897

I'm actually not sure myself...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:32 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12897

im leading the fight for pasta in my school. i used exerpts from bobby henderson's letter and sent a letter to my principal and school board telling them that if they're gonna teach evolution they should teach FSMism Oh, Brutha.... I thought it was only the OTHER guys that didn't understand satire....
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Ninjaccolt
Replies: 8
Views: 4741

YAY! Schizm time! :mrgreen:
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:41 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Eye Patches
Replies: 6
Views: 6002

Try Googling "Coldain Leather". Kevin does some amazing custom leatherwork and you might be able to talk him into eyepatches. Hard to say, because he doesn't like to do the same project twice. :roll:
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:41 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3052755

Pastafarian Pirate I love Mr Heat Miser-- in fact I love the entire Year Without a Santa Claus movie----- I'm going to sing the song I'm Mr. green christamas I'm Mr. Sun... all day! and then I'm Mr. White Christmans, I'm Mr. Snow... Heh, I didn't even know what movie these guys came from, until I w...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Funny Photo/Picture Topic
Replies: 388
Views: 154585

I got a pair of 747s on sale cheap quite a few years back and they've been bombproof. Once you learn to clip out FAST the security of footing on the downhills and the acceleration on the climbs and flats is well worth it. I'm kind of old school for where I'm from though... it's all freeriding and bi...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Funny Photo/Picture Topic
Replies: 388
Views: 154585

OK I'll admit it what are toe clips-- I did not google it I'm sure I should know, but I don't shhhhhhh don't tell my kids I don't know everything Essentially they lock you to your bike, they allow you to get power from your pedal when your feet are going up... they are great for general riding... W...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Suicide?
Replies: 35
Views: 18914

I'm just wondering if they get a stripper factory and a beer volcano... The Holy Trinity win a travel at lottery. Where do you want to go ? 1) FSM : I'll go to East Africa, where all did begin millions of years ago 2) Christ : I'll go to Palestina, I have nostalgia of those places 3) Holy Spirit : ...
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:53 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3052755

No, not Secular Humanism. Satanism, on the other hand, is, and parallels humanism in more than a few regards.


Salsbury, check the "Canadian Pastafarians" thread in FSM Gatherings for other Ontario members.
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Funny Photo/Picture Topic
Replies: 388
Views: 154585

Bush wears toe clips. And I don't mean clipless, SPDs or similar. Plastic, strappy, TOECLIPS.
by Dr. Otis Lansa
Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
Replies: 3417
Views: 693446

Hey! Canuckistani cartoons! Thanks Joe!

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