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by Beelzebub
Sat Dec 29, 2007 2:36 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Eating Pasta
Replies: 20
Views: 7825

Re: holy communion

pieces o'nine wrote:?


Image

You mean those two meatball looking things in the picture of the great FSM aren't eyes? If this isn't the divine face of the FSM, what other part of its anatomy might it be (shudder). :fsm:
by Beelzebub
Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:21 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Eating Pasta
Replies: 20
Views: 7825

Re: holy communion

All pasta is A-OK with the FSM. It is deep philosophical insights such as this that have made me, the Prince of Darkness, see the light at last! I have peered deeply into the depths of the juicy meatball eyes of His Noodleness and have found sustanance for both my soul and my stomach. Even the Devi...
by Beelzebub
Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:39 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Jesus Christ = Julius Caesar's son?
Replies: 0
Views: 3039

Jesus Christ = Julius Caesar's son?

Awhile back I watched a great movie which presents evidence that the person/legend known as "Jesus Christ" was actually the exiled son of Julius Caesar. I can't recall the name of the documentary/movie anymore. Can anyone help? Thanks.
by Beelzebub
Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Eating Pasta
Replies: 20
Views: 7825

Re: holy communion

The thing is, the FSM chose to be a Flying Spaghetti Monster ... Does that mean it's also proper to pay homage to the great FSM by consuming Manicotti, Lasagna, Rigatoni, and all the other delicious pasta dishes as well as the Strand noodles of which the incarnate body of the great FSM is composed,...
by Beelzebub
Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:28 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3125021

Dark Forebodings to all

Greetings from the Dark Lord of Hades. I come to challenge the presumed preeminence of the new Lord of Pasta. I killed the Xtian "God" centuries ago, and now I come to crush the garlic out of the new challenger to my throne - The great Flying Spaghetti Monster! Regards to all. My views on ...

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