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by Venator
Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:17 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1430
Views: 374981

Re: Happy Birthday

Haggis cake!

OMFSM.

That's awesome!

:haha:

I'm not quite so sure about the other one though. It looks like it's wearing marzipan under its kilt and that's just not right. :tongue:

Thanks all for the wishes.

Take Care and RAmen!

Ven
by Venator
Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1430
Views: 374981

Re: Happy Birthday

Not quite Dr Ven yet. My funding runs out next March so I'm really hoping that I can be done by then. It might yet be possible. I did manage to see my name in print again a couple of months ago I'll be happy to throw a link to the paper at anyone who wants it. I managed to make ruby emit red light w...
by Venator
Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:37 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1430
Views: 374981

Re: Happy Birthday

Hippy Berthdai to MEEEE!!

Another trip round the Sun and I've yet to fall in. Yay!

Take Care and RAmen!

Ven
by Venator
Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: ARRRRRRRRRRR! It be talk loik a Pirate Day
Replies: 65
Views: 48359

Re: ARRRRRRRRRRR! It be talk loik a Pirate Day

Y'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

:fsm_ninja:
by Venator
Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted

By week 6 you'll be utterly sick of the stuff.

I wish this cough wasn't clogging up 80% of my lungs. It makes screaming at Nick Griffin on Question Time that much more difficult.

Ven
by Venator
Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, Although now that computers have been replaced with domino activated Rube-Goldberg machines you still feel kinda redundant.

I just closed my tuba case on my hand. I wish I hadn't done that. It hurts.

Ven

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by Venator
Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted

The extra time and effort you were able to put into your work makes your total failure all the more humiliating.


I wish I were able to function in the morning without the copious, near lethal levels of caffeine I usually need to consume.

Ven

:fsm_ninja:
by Venator
Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Motivational Captions
Replies: 27
Views: 33974

Re: Motivational Captions

First, A couple I made for a wee presentation during an informal debate with a creationist http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz154/Venator70/Goddidit.jpg and http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz154/Venator70/ScientificMethod.jpg As well as one I made for the lulz and before I found out that everyo...
by Venator
Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Find The Creepy Rabbit.
Replies: 259
Views: 144038

Re: Find The Creepy Rabbit.

Ah. How can a thread like this carry on for nine whole months without anyone trying to mention Watership Down... http://i823.photobucket.com/albums/zz154/Venator70/attack.jpg I am consistently amazed that this film still passes for a kids rating. Take Care and RAmen! Ven :fsm_ninja:
by Venator
Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:49 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1444
Views: 347263

Re: Did you hear who died?

On Saturday past.

Norman Borlaug

The "Father of the Green Revolution"

Has been credited with saving from starvation over one billion people.

RAmen

Ven

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by Venator
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:47 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Auntie Dee Dee
Replies: 24
Views: 13596

Re: Auntie Dee Dee

For ensuring that she only had to shout at me once.

I raise a flagon.

Good night Auntie.
by Venator
Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

That Job? The one that no other bugger was insane enough to take? Fine. Granted. Welcome to our new live organ donor. Anyone need a slighty used spleen? (Speaking of jobs. Today I realised that I've worked on a farm, in a restaurant and on a sewage plant. Talk about traveling the entire food cycle.)...
by Venator
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:15 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted.

It's a pity you've been working the night shift though.

You're fired.


I really wish I could remember the name of the potential business customer I met yesterday.
I'd make it much easier to draft a proposal for him.

:fsm_ninja:
by Venator
Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:54 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 743929

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted.

Its gone bright pink. Still tasty, but now comes with some mild hallucinations.


I wish my tuba wasn't so heavy. I'm just back from a parade and my shoulder hurts.

:fsm_ninja:
by Venator
Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:16 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!
Replies: 84
Views: 26054

Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Ah HA!!

There you are!

Stand still you little....

::phut::

::phut::

::phut-phut-phut::

::pthissss.....::

Crap.

Out of ammo.

Back to the bunker.

Someone. For the love of any deity who'll listen. Try and distract Nef Yoo with a shiny thing!

:fsm_ninja:

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