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by jbender23
Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:13 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: The Gospel Translated
Replies: 12
Views: 27215

That would be best.
by jbender23
Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Theological question
Replies: 12
Views: 10574

Yeah, I'm pretty sure if Heaven didn't have coffee, I would freak out and explode or something.
by jbender23
Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:31 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Ancient Scripture on the Pastafarian Seasons
Replies: 0
Views: 2914

Ancient Scripture on the Pastafarian Seasons

Recently discovered in the remains of Booty the Peglegged's great ship, an ancient scripture discussing the Pastafarian seasons: "...and the greatness was very great, and the brightness very bright, and He appeared through the brightness and greatness of the heavens, and they were in awe of his...
by jbender23
Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:11 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 6003

Hmm, it would seem to me that the fault could be pointed at several individuals. The spaghetti makers, for not making spaghetti noodles that had the strength of His own appendages. The shipping companies, for not treating the spaghetti with the utmost respect and putting it on top of all the other b...
by jbender23
Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:05 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: When is Holiday?
Replies: 18
Views: 11141

Well, everyone knows the Pastafarian seasons are very different from the traditional seasons: Spring, Hot, October, and Holiday.
by jbender23
Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3176835

Ahoy mateyz! I recently (as in yesterday) discovered the Church of the FSM, and was almost an instant convert. The ideas and beliefs intrigued me. What religion is better than a religion that doesn't take itself too seriously?

Oh yeah, and I love the emoticons.

Ramen, brothers.

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