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by Pirate Bard
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:36 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Census write-in?
Replies: 11
Views: 11549

Re: Census write-in?

Indeed! Good point! Church of the FSM it is.
by Pirate Bard
Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:07 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Census write-in?
Replies: 11
Views: 11549

Re: Census write-in?

I agree. FSMist works for me.
by Pirate Bard
Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:56 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Census write-in?
Replies: 11
Views: 11549

Census write-in?

Forgive me if this has already been discussed. I was just reading in the forums about people trying to write in "heavy metal" as a religion on the 2010 census and that got me to thinking. Is there a Pastafarian option as religious choice on the census? Probably not. Should we Pastafarians ...
by Pirate Bard
Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14550

Re: http://www.piratemerch.com/

yes, if the Shiks can carry a dagger, then why can I not carry a cutlass? if one can get a gun license then why not a sword license? Why does one need a fishing license? Why is it at Renaissance Festivals one must "peace tie" a sword? Dawkins made a similar point. He wrote that there is a...
by Pirate Bard
Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:02 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Jokes
Replies: 18
Views: 9788

A pirate with a peg leg, hook hand, and an eye patch was sitting at a bar when the bartender asked him, "How'd you get the peg leg?" The pirate replied, "Arr, back when I were but a First Mate, we 'ad a run in with a Spanish Galleon, an I lost me leg ta' a round o grapeshot from one o...
by Pirate Bard
Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3979071

Used Cars
by Pirate Bard
Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:46 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3979071

Last Unicorn
by Pirate Bard
Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:52 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Jokes
Replies: 18
Views: 9788

What is a pirate's favorite pattern?

ARRRRRRgyle.

What is a pirate's peg leg made of?

Any kind o ARRRRRRd wood will do.

What is a pirate's favorite drink (besides grog)?

mARRRRRRRRGaritas.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it was R, but it's I Matey!
by Pirate Bard
Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:22 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: MHNATY - May His Noodly Appendage Touch You
Replies: 7
Views: 3522

I don't know. I think it should be pronounced a bit more piratically...


Mhnaty: Mun-AY-tee!

In context: Aargh, Mhnaty!
by Pirate Bard
Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3979071

mallet
by Pirate Bard
Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: anagrams
Replies: 43
Views: 15371

Brad Pirate (does that mean I'm married to Angelina Jolly-Roger?)

Then of course there's the Bra Pirated at a Bar Partied

And my new favorite hangout when in port: Bad Art Pier
by Pirate Bard
Sat Jan 26, 2008 7:03 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 284607

Vincini! His logic is astounding! Oh the plotting we could do. From our phone booth we could dominate the world! (or just kick back with some iocane wine)

A screaming scull floating just out of reach

or

Rosie O'Donnel (likewise floating just out of reach)
by Pirate Bard
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:08 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: School Religion
Replies: 6
Views: 3881

I don't know if you can get in trouble at first, but you can quite legally be asked to stop, and if you don't THEN you could get into serious trouble. So, I'd say, unless your school promotes other religious after-school programs or clubs, don't do it. If your school DOES allow for the promotion of ...
by Pirate Bard
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 284607

Hitler. If you mean alive, I don't speak German so he'd be easier to ignore. If you mean as he is now, I'd rather have the stench of the corpse than the the stench of hate-bile from a living "person".

The Partridge Family

or

The Brady Bunch
by Pirate Bard
Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:10 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What foods should never go together
Replies: 45
Views: 53293

mint jell-o and orange juice

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