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by Bonemonster
Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:07 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: When did you become a pastafarian?
Replies: 25
Views: 9357

I have always been a Pastafarian, I just didn't know it.
by Bonemonster
Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 292937

^ attempt fruitlessly to sail his ship on land.
by Bonemonster
Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 125994

Is toast some sorter 'er drug? Iffin so, aye needs ta quit eatin'em sharks!

TPBM wears two eye patches!
by Bonemonster
Wed Mar 05, 2008 9:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 292937

^Is playing a female gorilla in the documentary which mates with a silverback.
by Bonemonster
Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:01 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 125994

Oi! I sure do haven "mportant anooncement!

TPBM has to wroit the speech down for meh' though.
by Bonemonster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:54 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 125994

There somfin on me chest? ARRRGGHRRRR!!! It be a giant spider. Git it off! G'off me!

TPBM was killed by the first goomba on the original Super Mario Brothers.
by Bonemonster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 125994

Yarr, that be true 'nough. Oi thought it mite be bad when that truckload of Morton spilled on meh.

TPBM lost a game of tic tac toe with a box o' rocks.
by Bonemonster
Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 292937

^ Prefers Mitt Romneys' "special underpants"
by Bonemonster
Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:12 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: TPBM (The Pirate Below Me)
Replies: 388
Views: 125994

Yarr! I be a big troll! An' I ain't lettin' no scurvy dogs across me bridge! Yarrrrr!

TPBM has a crush on Boy George.
by Bonemonster
Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 292937

^ Owns a Malibu Barbie.
by Bonemonster
Fri Jan 25, 2008 1:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What Would You Rather Be Stuck in a Phone Booth With?
Replies: 1132
Views: 293231

Princess Di. I CANNOT stand Elvis.


Pastor Freddy Phelps

or

Adolph Hitler
by Bonemonster
Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:49 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Official Cat Pictures.
Replies: 121
Views: 72980

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:arg. dismay. realization of own incompetence.

how the heck do I put a picture in here?

Arrgh! Ye just cut it out and tape on yer monitor!
by Bonemonster
Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2566223

^ Is the new Spice Girl, yet to be announced.
by Bonemonster
Fri Jan 25, 2008 12:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Lies v1.0
Replies: 1352
Views: 292937

^ Has every issue of "US Weekly" read aloud to him at bedtime.
by Bonemonster
Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: "That's What She Said"
Replies: 974
Views: 244410

Some random Neanderthal Guy. Boy, was he wrong.


"He couldn't make me laugh even if I was laughin my ass off and he was making me do it!"

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