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by Beth Anga List
Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??
Replies: 6
Views: 5619

Re: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??

Perhaps Sweet Pasta is... Johnny Cash??

WWJD

What would Johnny Do?
by Beth Anga List
Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??
Replies: 6
Views: 5619

Re: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??

See dear brother Rowan, In early Christianity or Buddhism their story of the Virgin Mary and Devaki was a misinterpreted vision giving to them by the FSM... They were off track. Our Holy Noodleness meant it as a glorious happening of the future.... Just like the Christian believe... The FSM wanted t...
by Beth Anga List
Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:30 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??
Replies: 6
Views: 5619

Re: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??

It's all coming together now... My vision is becoming more clear!!! Damn! Not good... means I'm sobering up!! More Rum please!! Arggghhh

I'm on it!!
by Beth Anga List
Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:38 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??
Replies: 6
Views: 5619

Question?? Virgin Olive Oil??

I am very new to the FSM Ministries... I'm in the process of reading the Gospel and have not seen any mention of The Holy Virgin Olive Oil? Or if she exists? I had an incredible vision (after consuming large amounts of rum in honor of all our fallen pirates). I fell asleep watching old Popeye cartoo...
by Beth Anga List
Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1777
Views: 290257

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

OHHHHH Pop...eye (my best Olive Oil)

Ohhhh my The Great FSM just sent me a Vision of "Olive Oil" and that she could be our "Virgin Olive Oil"???????? Da Da Da!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Beth Anga List
Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:36 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 323087

Re: Birthdays?? When's yours?

8/27 :blush:
by Beth Anga List
Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:31 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7924
Views: 3079296

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Ahoy fellow Pastafarians..... I'm joining for ministry fellowship and insight... So I can better carry out my mission giving to me in a vision (one night after lots of wine and marathon of watching all the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies) By his Noodle Holiness. He said I must go out and...

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