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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Jun 19, 2017 11:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1425
Views: 333032

Re: Did you hear who died?

BBC Children's TV demi-god Brian Cant , 83, Parkinson's Disease. His name was the only possible answer to the question "Brian May?" Also, my friend and musical colleague Simon Cotterell, 47 (younger than me), massive heart attack in his sleep. I haz a sad. Brian May, Ph.D. in theoretical ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jun 08, 2017 1:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE
Replies: 6
Views: 98

Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I thought it was that caffeine delivery fluid I consume every morning.
That's jet fuel you're thinking of.

No, that's our old pal FBC.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:48 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE
Replies: 6
Views: 98

Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

I thought it was that caffeine delivery fluid I consume every morning.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:24 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7833
Views: 2983614

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

ABTIII wrote:I'm a tad confused... I don't know how to make a ¨First Post¨. Uhm... Is thi a ¨post¨?

It is now.

Welcome to Earth-16. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo, and watch out for the alligators.
:welcome:
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:47 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8697
Views: 1647303

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:YAARRRRPGGGHH!!!!

I agree.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:13 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?
Replies: 5
Views: 103

Re: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?

Cap kind of just drifted away. I think her Ph.D. work gradually took over her entire brain.

What about you? What have you been up to?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:36 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7833
Views: 2983614

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Preesent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets. I tend to be the cause of laughs at ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?
Replies: 5
Views: 103

Re: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?

Just your normal ordinary everyday random idiotic lunacy. We've lost a few - Pieces, Bart, and Rain are all drinking at the beer volcano. :cry: Elvalia and Zank are out making meaningful contributions to society. Others have drifted out with the tide, the old rat cellar ain't what it used to be. Som...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:24 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8697
Views: 1647303

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

PantyGnawer wrote:I created Nef Yoo like 10 years ago! So awesome to come back here and see him alive and kicking!

OMFSM IT'S PG!!!!!!!
:lurk: :lurk: :lurk:
:welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:

Wassup, bro? Wherethehellayabeen?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:10 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7833
Views: 2983614

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Elviorion wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Any relation to Elvalia?



None at all, at least to my knowledge. Thanks for having me aboard!

Well I figured you're both Elves, so there was at least a chance.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:54 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7833
Views: 2983614

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome to the Dork Side, Elviorion. Don't feed the Nef Yoo.

Any relation to Elvalia?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed May 31, 2017 2:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3181
Views: 503163

Re: Did you know?

My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those. That poor milkman . . . Did you know? The emperors of some ancient civilizations would drink poison- a little more every day- so they would become resistant to it, making it so an assassin attempting to poison them would need a ridiculous amount ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue May 23, 2017 9:30 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 362865

Re: Happy Birthday

DavidH wrote:What do we all make of the word squuntch? I claim it's Mongolian thieves' cant for something naughty. Anybody care to disprove this theory?


squuntch

noun

A sandwich made for yesterday's lunch, left in the sun until lunchtime today.

verb

To compress one's entire midday meal into a thimble.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri May 19, 2017 11:38 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 362865

Re: Happy Birthday

DavidH wrote:If it has é in it, it ain't Latin. This word has two of 'em.

So doesn't that mean they cancel each other out?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu May 11, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 362865

Re: Happy Birthday

Geesh, and I thought I was old.

Happy birthday, David.

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