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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:48 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The, "How Did Trump Manage To Attain Presidency?" Game
Replies: 4
Views: 21

Re: The "How Did Trump Manage To Attain Presidency?" Game

The 49th Parallel. Isn't that a book by that Dos Passos guy? That's the 42nd parallel, that's different. 49th, 42nd, whatever - they're all parallel. It's been years since I read it. I'm impressed that I remembered the author's name. Oh, and for the topic, see the Zeroth and First Basic Laws of Hum...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The, "How Did Trump Manage To Attain Presidency?" Game
Replies: 4
Views: 21

Re: The, "How Did Trump Manage To Attain Presidency?" Game

The 49th Parallel. Isn't that a book by that Dos Passos guy? Oh, and for the topic, see the Zeroth and First Basic Laws of Human Stupidity. And please dispense with the superfluous comma in the topic name. There is no sentence in the English language in which the definite article is correctly follo...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Let's Play A Game
Replies: 11
Views: 85

Re: Let's Play A Game

Alright, I've taken the initiative and left a small hint somewhere. Oh, I'll not tell you where it is. All I'll say is that it isn't in a post, but it's on the forum. It's not an outright riddle, so Google is definitely your friend. I've had my go at it. You're now privy to the sum total of my game...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Mar 14, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Let's Play A Game
Replies: 11
Views: 85

Re: Let's Play A Game

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote: I am old and demented, looking forward to my impending senility.
How do you know it's impending? Don't get your hopes up for nothing.

I suppose it might be impencilding.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Let's Play A Game
Replies: 11
Views: 85

Re: Let's Play A Game

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:A very old video game, from around the time of the original Zelda.
Either you're being cleverly subtle and I'd like you to elaborate a bit more or you're extremely lucky and need to elaborate a lot more.

I am neither clever nor subtle. I am old and demented, looking forward to my impending senility.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 13, 2017 2:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Let's Play A Game
Replies: 11
Views: 85

Re: Let's Play A Game

A very old video game, from around the time of the original Zelda.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:46 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1410
Views: 325926

Re: Did you hear who died?

Roy Hunter wrote:Joni Sledge, part of Sister Sledge, 60, cause of death unknown. Ignore whatever ET says, disco didn't suck.

Ignore Roy on this one.

Disco has never done anything but suck.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:37 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1906
Views: 380803

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

Myself attempting to make it through Buckethead's "Soothsayer" on my Michael Kelly. "Attempting" being the operative word. Buckethead's is a challenging style, to say the least.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:38 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?
Replies: 7
Views: 99

Re: Pastafarians to be allowed school prayer in Oklahoma?

BruceDeBotany wrote:May I borrow this and soread the word!

Of course. This is publicly available information.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 06, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5319
Views: 739115

Re: Word of the Day

Turmeric

noun

The length of time an Eric survives before being banned. :nefyoobash:
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored
Replies: 178
Views: 86937

Re: Fun Stuff to Do When You're Bored

Go to a three-hour Policy Unit meeting.

I'm off, tra-la.

:facewall:
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:54 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1410
Views: 325926

Re: Did you hear who died?

My brother-in-law, husband of Mrs. T's sister. This is unlikely to have any noticeable impact on my life. We're here for comfort if you need it, but unfortunately I can't read connotation well on a forum. Do you say that last bit in an aggressively assertive, "I'M FINE!!! :furious: ", a s...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Mar 06, 2017 1:23 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1410
Views: 325926

Re: Did you hear who died?

My brother-in-law, husband of Mrs. T's sister. This is unlikely to have any noticeable impact on my life.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Mar 05, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8681
Views: 1629252

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Gaarrraaage
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:50 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
Replies: 328
Views: 75010

Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

What a lovely stain on the seat of your trousers!

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