FSM Discussion

Aretha Franklin.

Welcome, Jaz. Make yourself at home. Keep your eye on the boom as we come about, and feel free to throw the Nef Yoo over if you run out of chum.

3 Putt Nightmare wrote:R. many thanks.

ET, had to go one better!? Research 6 minutes Abs.

My primary purpose in life is to be a wiseass. I've been developing my skillset for sixty years.

My idea of a six-pack is not the same as those featured in the "6 minutes Abs" search results.

Hello, The Kid (for the sake of brevity, I may take to calling you "The"). I too am a government worker, though since I'm no longer out in the field, I'm no longer uniformed (uninformed, perhaps, but that's a different matter). I think you should be able to get your headgear approved for a...

Stephen Hawking.

Twinkie went to the Rainbow Bridge this morning. She had developed a tumor on her vocal chords, and was almost unable to breathe. I found her at a job site in 2002. She was a small kitten, in imminent danger of being munched by a random dog. It was a rural job site where I was building a home with/f...

Hm. Not many of us on here have reached the point of using a six in the tens column. I think Tig and myself might be the only others besides you. Welcome.

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:I mean, we have some oldies on this site, but not THAT old.

Thank you for the vote of confidence. 60 is the new 59, right?

TheStooge wrote:First post.....

Where are the other two?

Goddam argh.

Pastafarianism was founded as a mirror for the Kansas School Board to look at themselves in, not as an insult to anyone, despite your "knowledge." You seem a bit touchy for a self-described non-subscriber to religion. Have you posted similar rants on Christian sites? How about Muslim sites...

Skipper

Cardinal Fang wrote:

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I cannot tolerate a tangled telephone cord.

Oooh snap.

Thought it was just me

CF

It doesn't even have to be my phone cord. Tangled phone cords are an offense against the very fabric of spacetime.

Sneaker