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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Aug 20, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5355
Views: 768506

Re: Word of the Day

Hack

verb

(feline)

To cough up a hairball.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: One Nation Under G.O.D.
Replies: 4
Views: 35

Re: One Nation Under G.O.D.

Guitarists Older than Dirt will never concede ownership.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:04 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: offended by the term 'Wench'
Replies: 50
Views: 17243

Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

Purple Lil wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:winch winch winch winch
ye a winch
ye a winch
an ye a winch

nana
rrrrr


Hoist the Jolly Roger??

Keel-haul the scurvy Nef Yoo.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:47 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Beer
Replies: 198
Views: 76344

Re: Beer

Purple Lil wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:oi spilt ribena onna me dyapee rrrrr


Go change your diaper and I'll get you some chocolate milk.


The contents of his diaper could pass for chocolate milk in a photo.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Aug 07, 2017 8:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: offended by the term 'Wench'
Replies: 50
Views: 17243

Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

I need to use two different wenches every time I change the mower over to the snowblower or vice versa. 5/16" and 1/2".
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:18 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1717
Views: 274963

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Loungeage
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Aug 03, 2017 10:05 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5355
Views: 768506

Re: Word of the Day

Palacedin

The sounds generated at a really good party at the local castle.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1717
Views: 274963

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Herro

It's a Japanese-accent joke, get it?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8726
Views: 1663029

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

ARRRRR - ugh
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jul 28, 2017 10:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Replies: 15
Views: 430

Re: HAPPY FRIDAY!!

Hey I just cottoned on to two things: 1) E.T., you have 14 cats?! We usef to have a kitty. She now chases noodley appendages at the beer volcano. 2) You both play guitar? Awesome! My first mate plays guitar and I took up the ukulele 6 months ago. Actually, we currently have 13 cats and a dog. We ha...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5355
Views: 768506

Re: Word of the Day

Prowess

noun

The front of a pirate ship, when decorated by a female figurine. Viz:

Image
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Replies: 15
Views: 430

Re: HAPPY FRIDAY!!

My Friday this week will start around 6AM with 9 litter boxes, 7 water bowls, and 12 food bowls (Mrs.T does the other 2 food bowls). At least once round the yard with the dog. Shower and off to work (45 minute drive) at primary job for the standard 8 hours. Then off to secondary job for 4.5 more hou...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:38 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5355
Views: 768506

Re: Word of the Day

Fhigher

Adj

The opposite of flower.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:36 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1717
Views: 274963

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Frommmmmmm

(mantra for Fro-Zen meditation)
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:46 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Replies: 15
Views: 430

Re: HAPPY FRIDAY!!

It wasn't really, but Saturday is shaping up better. You know that way that you sit in a meeting eyeing up someone's face, looking for the correct angle to punch them from? That was Friday. Most of my meetings are on line. The disadvantage is I can't do that "how to punch them" thing. The...

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