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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Nov 12, 2017 11:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1389
Views: 200996

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... as hung like a horse.

Last, but not ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Nov 12, 2017 1:37 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1389
Views: 200996

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... who kept his head inside a bucket.
"More effective," he said,
"than stuffing my head
up my bum as far as I can tuck it."

If you can't beat 'em ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1389
Views: 200996

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... is always greener in the other fellow's yard.

Better late than ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:34 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3047464

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Robinio wrote:Hey I'm new over here. Just checking in, as instructed!

Hi there. I'm old over here.

Very old.


:welcome:
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:22 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Adelaide pastafarianism
Replies: 3
Views: 92

Re: Adelaide pastafarianism

Tig is from somewhere in Upside-Down Land.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Nov 08, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3955747

Re: Word association game

Snobby arse
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:34 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1430
Views: 374486

Re: Happy Birthday

daftbeaker wrote:According to the website it was Rain's birthday today. Another one gone to the beer volcano too early.

At least he didn't have to see Trump in the White House. Cheers, Rain.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY FRIDAY!!
Replies: 24
Views: 1531

Re: HAPPY FRIDAY!!

When you say "double bass" you mean the classical instruments? As opposed to double necked basses, I mean. Oh yes. I have two double basses, one is a lovely (but fragile) Czech solid wood, Italian-pattern bass - Italian pattern being big ass and no shoulders to speak of. The other is a Sl...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:59 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1430
Views: 374486

Re: Happy Birthday

Belated Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthdays I have missed whilst absent. I didn't realise that I could even log back in! :blush: E.T. You are definitely old. :evilgrin: Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am. Yeah, I'm pretty much the ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Nov 04, 2017 9:56 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Signs of the Apocalypse
Replies: 6
Views: 257

Re: Signs of the Apocalypse

DonaldTrump wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:THE END IS NIGH!!!


When is the end? When I analyzed the secret codes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I came up with Tuesday March 19, 2019 at 11:40 am to be the end of the world.



Which time zone?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:33 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1389
Views: 200996

Re: Complete the catchphrase

make combustible lemonade.

When the going gets tough ...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:31 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 3955747

Re: Word association game

Trump's weenie
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Nov 03, 2017 10:28 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3197
Views: 516673

Re: Did you know?

Did you know? The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [be...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:54 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3047464

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

hammock_enthusiast wrote:Hi! :love:

Not at the moment.
:drinking:

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