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by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:56 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome, Jaz. Make yourself at home. Keep your eye on the boom as we come about, and feel free to throw the Nef Yoo over if you run out of chum. :welcome:
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:47 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

3 Putt Nightmare wrote:R. many thanks.

ET, had to go one better!? Research 6 minutes Abs.

My primary purpose in life is to be a wiseass. I've been developing my skillset for sixty years.

My idea of a six-pack is not the same as those featured in the "6 minutes Abs" search results.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why I am Here
Replies: 5
Views: 2685

Re: Why I am Here

Hello, The Kid (for the sake of brevity, I may take to calling you "The"). I too am a government worker, though since I'm no longer out in the field, I'm no longer uniformed (uninformed, perhaps, but that's a different matter). I think you should be able to get your headgear approved for a...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:34 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Our Animals
Replies: 868
Views: 267541

Re: Our Animals

Twinkie went to the Rainbow Bridge this morning. She had developed a tumor on her vocal chords, and was almost unable to breathe. I found her at a job site in 2002. She was a small kitten, in imminent danger of being munched by a random dog. It was a rural job site where I was building a home with/f...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:53 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hm. Not many of us on here have reached the point of using a six in the tens column. I think Tig and myself might be the only others besides you. Welcome.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:24 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:I mean, we have some oldies on this site, but not THAT old.


Thank you for the vote of confidence. 60 is the new 59, right?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:10 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

TheStooge wrote:First post.....

Where are the other two?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Sat Jan 20, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8795
Views: 1782752

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Goddam argh.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:13 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3178182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Pastafarianism was founded as a mirror for the Kansas School Board to look at themselves in, not as an insult to anyone, despite your "knowledge." You seem a bit touchy for a self-described non-subscriber to religion. Have you posted similar rants on Christian sites? How about Muslim sites...
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Thu Jan 11, 2018 1:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 312846

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Skipper
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:16 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Quirks
Replies: 8
Views: 1549

Re: Quirks

Cardinal Fang wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I cannot tolerate a tangled telephone cord.


Oooh snap.

Thought it was just me

CF

It doesn't even have to be my phone cord. Tangled phone cords are an offense against the very fabric of spacetime.
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:47 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1785
Views: 312846

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

Sneaker

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