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by Theos
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14352

Remember its statistics and data. FSM loves to change those numbers :) It sounds reasonable to think that when there is a gun in the house, the crime goes down because people protect themselves. . The thing is, that the easier people get weapons, the easier people use them; either on purpose, by ac...
by Theos
Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:03 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: MY FELLOW PASTAFARIANS! THIS IS URGENT
Replies: 13
Views: 4126

I envision a group of Pirates going to The Olive Garden, drinkin ale and eating pasta and strippers serving us :) I think i was a pastafarian long before FSM showed himself to Bobby Henderson. I certainly did my part to put as many strippers through college as I could, and I definitely drank enough...
by Theos
Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: When did you become a pastafarian?
Replies: 25
Views: 8639

I became a Pastafarian when a girl couldn't go on with our relationship because me not being what she was; a brainwashed christian. :D
by Theos
Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14352

heck maybe we would see less idiots shooting up places if they knew the guy beside them is about to to behead them. Arrrr pirate justice for the bildge rat. basically the same reason to allow people to carry anywhere. People tend to commit less crimes if they are not sure the person they are about ...
by Theos
Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14352

What my point comes down to is: I don't care what your religion is or tells you. But in a country we have rules, and if those rules say you can not wear this or that, then you can not wear this or that. If you wish to go against that you have bad luck. . I mean, anyone can create any religion saying...
by Theos
Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14352

... So you want to be able to wield a dangerous weapon in public because you misunderstand the tenants of a fake religion? Sometimes I wonder if I should miss being in Europe as much as I think I do. I don't misunderstand anything. It's not allowed to run around here with a bivak thing bankrobbers ...
by Theos
Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I cannot wear a sword on the streets.
Replies: 43
Views: 14352

I cannot wear a sword on the streets.

I went to 'town hall'. I asked the woman if I was allowed to wear a sword on the streets. - no I wasn't, untill I got permission. *which is pretty much impossible to get in the netherlands*. Ok, then how about my religion. It demands me to wear one. It's Pirate, they're the chosen people. - *hahaha*...
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:10 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Hollanderts en de Vlaamse buren!
Replies: 37
Views: 50139

Leiden hier. FSM rolt grote tijd. Als die tering CDA en CU het nog langer voor het zeggen hebben kun je wachten tot we in actie moeten komen. Of die islamieten... . De Burka word niet verboden; vrijheid van godsdienst. Betekend dat dat we nu met zwaarden over straat mogen en schepen mogen plunderen?!
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:54 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMism As An Actual Religion?
Replies: 32
Views: 12481

OT:
I guess you just say 'we ARE a serious religion, jesus started of with 12 (?) too'.
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In religion, you can pretty do much whatever you want.
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:49 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Some of us are at work
Replies: 9
Views: 3182

russianfool20825 wrote:I'm just wondering, but isn't it NSFW? thats how I always see it...

true.
SFW = klik
NSFW = dont klik (unless you feel like it)
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:44 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I do not quite understand.
Replies: 15
Views: 5757

I was raised Catholic, but soon figured out that pretty much everybody's religion is demographically and geographically set. So uhm. You don't 'believe', you 'asume your parents and peer group arent lying to you'. . Then I decided to be good and not put a on lable it. Then the FSM Touched me with hi...
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM in futurama
Replies: 7
Views: 3169

I don't think Futurama is any funny, but that episode was obviously Touched by his Noodliness.
It's still not funny though.
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 9382

No there is no satan.
If you're going to make a point that there IS a satan, then you must back that up with PROOF.
"some things suck" doesn't count, because for everything that sucks, something must be good.
As Clifford said; it balances out, and that is a good thing.
by Theos
Fri Jan 25, 2008 2:26 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Is this also ID?? :D
Replies: 1
Views: 1475

Is this also ID?? :D

It could be me, but these ducks were obviously created when the FSM was a little drunk.

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/39800/5 ... enden.html

RAmen

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