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by TheWikidFool
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:16 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: mcain
Replies: 33
Views: 37532

Re: mcain

This is where the religion goes to far... NEVER VOTE FOR ONE OF BUSHES LITTLE FRIENDS AGAIN!
by TheWikidFool
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:09 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Floating meatball?
Replies: 4
Views: 1919

Re: Floating meatball?

damnit this is just what happened to the catholics... the chrsitians started geting open minded and then....... lol it doesnt really matter. He should be allowed to worship FSM in any way he wants
by TheWikidFool
Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 25504

Re: Homosexuals

NO NO NO!!! THIS RELIGION WILL NOT BECOME LIKE CHRITIANITY! I REFUSE TO LET IT! IT IN THEIN THE GOSPEL THE HOMOSEXUALOTY IS PERFECTLY OK IN PIRATE CULTURE! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT AGREE IS NOT A PASTAFARIANS, BECAUSE IT ALSO SAYS IN THE 8 ID REALLY RATHER YOU DIDNTS THAT YOU CANNOT JUDGE TO BE A PASTAFA...
by TheWikidFool
Sun Jun 15, 2008 2:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: should we not reconsider the name?
Replies: 7
Views: 2405

Re: should we not reconsider the name?

As I mentioned briefly in the Introductions Board, should we not consider changing what we call ourselves? Before you call me a heretic, please follow my reasoning: Pasta comes from farina, generally. There are some pastas that use spinach as the foundation, but that is not the one we are following...
by TheWikidFool
Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: What if I don't like beer?
Replies: 44
Views: 47160

Re: What if I don't like beer?

What happens if I make it to heaven? I don't like beer, never have, and probably never will. What will happen to me? :cry: Will I eventually find a Dr. Pepper volcano? Perhaps a Mt. Dew Volcano? Maybe even A Steak and Shake Chocolate Milkshake Volcano? Will I eventually find a volcano to my liking ...
by TheWikidFool
Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made
Replies: 33
Views: 41271

Re: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made

Despite Prophet Bobby's brilliant writing, the part that most resembles an actual gospel seems to have been an afterthought. I mean, how can we reference various sections of the story of the creation and Cap'n Mosey without handy dandy numbered verses like its bestselling rival? I suggest a more of...
by TheWikidFool
Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:55 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarians deserve a holiday too! Details inside
Replies: 9
Views: 3258

Re: Pastafarians deserve a holiday too! Details inside

I'm thinkin' we should take THREE days off (1 day for the FSM, 1 day for the Meatballs and the last day for the Holy Sauce) for a holiday. Christians and Jews do it, why can't we?! Tell your boss it's for religious reasons, and if they ask what it is (we should come up with a name!) we tell them ab...
by TheWikidFool
Tue Apr 29, 2008 9:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy Land
Replies: 20
Views: 8210

The Holy Lands

China is where pasta originated. Italy is where spaghetti originated. Without the Kansas Evolution/ID Debate FSM would not have revealed himself to the world. And the Carribean is a known Pirate hotspot.
by TheWikidFool
Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Port Aransas, Texas... Pirate Capital of the World?
Replies: 10
Views: 5988

Port Aransas, Texas... Pirate Capital of the World?

I vacation in Port A. every year and I'm here right now... They are the self acclaimed pirate capital of the world and it is true that pirates would commonly come to Port A. in the early 1800's so today I went out and preached the good word of FSM.
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:15 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Swedes the Chosen People
Replies: 18
Views: 13216

No... All cultures play a role...

All culture play a role in the world of FSM. China made the first Pasta. The Vikings made the first meatballs. Italians made the ffirst spaghetti, and the first to use tomato sauce we in Africa.
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:12 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: How do we Pastafarians feel about the demotion of Pluto?
Replies: 26
Views: 31867

I belive Pluto has been chosen as a Holy Planet by The FSM. Obvisouly everything that is turned down by common soceity and science is Holy by the means of FSM. Such as the theroy of Pirate vs. Global Warming, and our theroy of intellgent design, perhaps FSM also love the noodly planet of Pluto.
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:09 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wal-Mart Spaghetti Boycott!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 5981

I have posted a coment....

I have posted a coment warning Wal-Mart of the possible future boycott by pastarians.

RAMEN!
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:50 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: NEW BOOK OF THE HOLY FSM???!!!
Replies: 28
Views: 33339

NEW BOOK OF THE HOLY FSM???!!!

As to public demand... I say we all post our ideas for the book and send them to Bobby, after all, he needs more funds for the pirate ship he is building... P.S. Some of you may remeber my old account Spaghetti802.
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:47 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: How to pray to our noodly master
Replies: 13
Views: 20605

JaxieArggh wrote:I try to go to Olive garden every friday.

And eat some spaghetti in his name.

:fsm_float:

i also eat at olive garden nearly every friday RAMEN BROTHER!
by TheWikidFool
Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Super Cool FSM Wikipedia Page
Replies: 13
Views: 4843

I'm just trying to see if my profile pic worked...

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