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by Long Gone McGruff
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:57 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3664903

Not as much fun as my ski trip in the Himalayas.

Lhotse piste.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:30 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3664903

Well I'm off to bed to dream about old girlfriends.

Past lust.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:08 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3664903

Bah! You're all drunk!

Least pissed.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3664903

I'm suffering terribly from amnesia after an accident where I hit my head. Can't even remember where I live so I'll just have to wander into each house in turn and see what kind of reaction I get.

Lost past.
by Long Gone McGruff
Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Only when I'm having sex.

De persoon onder me is zo bored dat zij een boek lezen.
by Long Gone McGruff
Sun Dec 31, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Until the Department of Homeland Security offered me a free Xmas break in Guantanamo.

The person below me is unable to use a computer keyboard.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Scoop out the soft insides, carve some tone holes, and you get a great bass flute.

The person below me will never work in this town again.
by Long Gone McGruff
Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Yeah but at least I can spell.

The person below me is so dumb he was beaten by a bag of spanners in a pub quiz.
by Long Gone McGruff
Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Tis true I once shared a prison cell with Kermit but not in the biblical sense of the word.

The person below me has absolutely nothing to say about the person below them.
by Long Gone McGruff
Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

And why not? That's what the internet was invented for. The DARPA guys thought it would be a big morale booster following a missile attack.

The person below me has a computer primed to explode if he hits the "e" key.

PS: stop crushing me singidunum I can hardly breathe!
by Long Gone McGruff
Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:09 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Cringe? I involuntarily self-wedgied.

The person below me has been breeding homing dollar bills. No matter how many times you spend them they always find their way back home again.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 27, 2006 9:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Man I wish the rest of you could see what else is floating around in here... That's disgusting! You wouldn't believe what a dirty mind singidunum's got.

The person below me goes to Star Trek conventions and speaks Klingon fluently.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

Oops ignore that - I missed the last post.
by Long Gone McGruff
Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

*pant* *gasp* *crunch* Damn I must be getting old. I can hardly keep up. I got one of the little blighters though.

The person below me doesn't have internet access and can't use a computer.
by Long Gone McGruff
Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1995686

I admit I am amazingly graceful.

The person below me thinks he's the person above me.

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