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by Father Jerome
Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:55 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 100658

mikeyyc wrote:The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


I think you better
spay your poodle;
for my schnauzer,
plus your poodle,
will add up to----one schnoodle! :oops: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:
by Father Jerome
Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:17 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 100658

Father Jerome, Did you check the officially posted book of ProvHerbs as it is now posted above? :) You'll like the last section, I should think. O Pasta! that's just lovely! I feel--uh--appreciated? Really, I like it. A lot. :lol: And there my wife always tells me not to be so silly! :roll: Thanks!...
by Father Jerome
Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 100658

Proverbilicious I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Doesn't either one give ya a headache? But you're right; once I led my horse to water, and he wouldn't drink. Smart horse; it was the proverbial s... creek. Here's one from the bible: Speak not in the ears of a fool: f...
by Father Jerome
Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:56 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 100658

Father Jerome’s Pastafarian ProvHerbs --2-- Hear this, ye gluttons, and be wise: Bear in mind thy stomach’s size. :wink: When thou sittest at thy table, Thy napkin reaches up thy navel. :lol: When thou eatest thy spaghetti, Do not hack it with a big machete. :shock: Do not suck thy strands as he...
by Father Jerome
Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:52 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 52467

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by Father Jerome
Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:09 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 52467

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by Father Jerome
Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:45 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 52467

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by Father Jerome
Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:41 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 69670

I have erased my own presumptuous writs of laws from this thread and gone into the wilderness to further communicate with FSM. I just can't quite understand his mysterious ways. Sorry. :worship:
by Father Jerome
Sat Oct 15, 2005 1:56 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 69670

Aha!! The good Padre is tagged for some scribing. It might be a bit of a chore, for the Padre has many jobs still in front of him, in the scribing on his own account business (for lo, the educator may quit the eduating job, but the educating never ceases) so he'll be needing some slack... You said ...
by Father Jerome
Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 69670

[quote="Freak Ash"]Future St. Qwerty the Flat (Cannonization Pending), [quote]writing is easier than talking, but has more rules, does spelling and grammer really count? i mean, to a certain extent, but as long as there are the same letters, and the first and last are the same, the order i...
by Father Jerome
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:15 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 112876

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Yes, Father Jerome, this is in fact a Pastalm. If you wouldn't mind copy-pasting over to that thread, I'd be most greatful. (It's also very funny.) You should peruse the content ideas behind the various other threads. I think you'd enjoy some of the LAW I've written. I believe you'd have a gift for...
by Father Jerome
Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:18 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PSALMS!
Replies: 35
Views: 52467

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And so it came to pass that the copying and the pasting of the posting of the writing, as it did appear thus far in this thread , was done. And the FSM looked down, and His Great Noodly Appendages did quiver with saucy delight. And he did proclaimeth: "Cool. So Far, So Good." Thus spake Our Lord in...
by Father Jerome
Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:11 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 87627

[quote="DaveL"]Some more thoughts on the Holy Tree...I'm running out of superlatives ................................................................. The Noodle’s Prayer :worship: Our Pasta who art Spaghetti. Palatable be Thy Strands. Tasty be Thy Sauce, and succulent Thy Meatballs, And...
by Father Jerome
Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:36 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 100658

A Proverb of Encouragement for those who lack fingers and forks ………………………………….. Better that he, who hath no fork, Eat with his fingers; Better that he, who hath no fingers, Eat with a fork. :roll: Much better that he, who hath neither/nor, Just pasta and sauce, and one meat...
by Father Jerome
Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 112876

Re: ..............

A SONG OF OREGANO in praise of FSM :worship: moved over to psalms

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