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by walktheplank
Tue Apr 08, 2008 7:07 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 151277

Dave L to be a Cheerleader at Cup Final After frantic negotiations, Dave L has agreed to put on his frilly dress and get out his pom poms to become the lead cheerleader before the FA Cup Final between Portsmouth and Cardiff in May. However despite paying him a big wad of gold, the organisors were u...
by walktheplank
Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:55 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 716708

yarr it be a reason for celebration in Portsmouth as our local football team has reached the FA Cup Final and will play those Welsh blaggards from Cardiff. Not that there'll be many English or Welsh players on show but we can gloss over that fer now. Problem be how do I git meself to the game on acc...
by walktheplank
Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

yarr not been on these shores fer a while but ye all still are the same bloodthirsty bunch of vomit encrusted slimeballs yer were afore.
by walktheplank
Tue Apr 08, 2008 6:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 844335

his creaky old ship into the side of Bjorn's sleek ship, you see Bart was jealous of Bjorn with his impressive physique, blond hair and enormous...
by walktheplank
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:25 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

yarr yer as a wart on yer nose that yer crew use as a sunshield.
by walktheplank
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:21 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 604849

yarr I be aving me a problem in that I was thrown off me last ship for being to sober and as now got a new posting on another ship. Trouble being I can't come ashore much so don't git the chance to keep up with events in the pirate world. What should I do, the new post gives me more dubloons but is ...
by walktheplank
Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:16 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Captain's Log
Replies: 906
Views: 337260

Re: E Razer day

Capn's Log Yarr date 29th Feb 76 Arrrr...I has a note in me diary wot tells me this be E Razer day. Break out the Grappa lads! Yarr I remember the last 29th February, this be the day when Black Bart bought a round, Dave L wore some trousers and The Black Spot smiled. Hmm mebbe it was the one afore ...
by walktheplank
Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:15 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Captain's Log
Replies: 906
Views: 337260

yarr Cap,ns Log - All alone Well yarr I be on me own out at sea with not a blaggard in sight. Me crew as all jumped ship and headed ashore to witness a very rare event. News is that Black Bart as sauntered into The Admiral Benbow with a fistful of Cronan's and announced to the assembled throng that ...
by walktheplank
Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:03 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

yarr if yer used hair products you'll only need it fer inside yer ears
by walktheplank
Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:37 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant
Replies: 377
Views: 161252

arrr back in my day, if yer had blisters all over yer face, then yer would be one of the lads, in fact anything less than 10 festering sores on yer face would be considered abnormal. Now I hear there is some bloody charity now trying to help people get rid of their blisters, they'll get no help from...
by walktheplank
Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

yarr this be the day of love and romance so fer one day in the year I can normally make an exception ter being nasty. However I can't fink of anything noice ter say about ye, yer big lump of bubbling blisters.
by walktheplank
Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:07 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

Yarr on this day of Love and Romance, a little ode to the lovely Pirgella


Pirgella The Love of me Life
I’d like to make ye my Wife
Ye may have Bad Breath
But I’d fight Dave L to the Death
Yarrr here e comes with is Knife
by walktheplank
Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:39 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Cap'n Coleman Balls
Replies: 19
Views: 9857

He'll never make anything of his life, he is a quite unremarkable young man.

Edward Teach's School Report circa 1690.
by walktheplank
Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2457
Views: 620165

yarr yer make a slug look lively
by walktheplank
Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:35 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Portsmouth Guaaaaaarrrrrrrrrdian for yer latest news
Replies: 321
Views: 151277

A Pirate's Life by Black Bart, Someone wants a copy!! We have an enquiry by a reader who wants a copy of Black Bart's book 'A Pirate's Life'. We were shocked that there is someone out there who wants to read this shite especiallly when it is none other than the legendary Pirate Cap'n Dave L. Dave L...

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