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by matthew.r.lucas
Sat May 24, 2008 11:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Tribute to Him
Replies: 11
Views: 4055

Wow, most people wouldn't know I had a trachaeotomy. I was in a car accident in early 2007 resulting in a 3 week coma. I suppose it is standard practice to put people in comas on life support.
by matthew.r.lucas
Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:56 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point?
Replies: 43
Views: 23187

The factories create strippers, not females. Nowhere does it specify females in these stripper factories. Male strippers also exist. Google it.
by matthew.r.lucas
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 25947

How is butt-pirate not nice? Pirates are the holy angels of Pastafarianism. That term is more of a compliment. Butt thief or ass bandit would be derogatory terms, not butt pirate.
by matthew.r.lucas
Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:36 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy Land
Replies: 20
Views: 8350

Pasta was first invented in China. Chinese people are so short because they are heavily touched by His noodly appendage. China causes a big portion of our disbelief in gravity, instead we believe in "intelligent falling".
by matthew.r.lucas
Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: macaroinizm
Replies: 16
Views: 5607

Re: macaroinizm

you all are crazy... I hae met the son of the FSM. He shown his self to me in a pot of noodles. I was cooking a pot of spaghetti and suddenly a macaroni noddle appeared. This must be the son of GOD. All whom wish to join me forsake your beliefs in a singular deity and rejoice in the name of the son...
by matthew.r.lucas
Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:34 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 25947

Homosexuals

Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates?
by matthew.r.lucas
Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: how to get to heaven
Replies: 16
Views: 8650

I mostly just want to have the negative conseaquences of becoming a Pastafarian as I try to convert evil christians.
by matthew.r.lucas
Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: how to get to heaven
Replies: 16
Views: 8650

how to get to heaven

What are the requirements to get to heaven? hell?
by matthew.r.lucas
Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:09 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM Fish Tattoo ideas needed
Replies: 5
Views: 5178

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by matthew.r.lucas
Mon Mar 31, 2008 1:06 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: pirate fish tattoo
Replies: 1
Views: 3357

pirate fish tattoo

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I'm hoping his noodly godness will name a beer valcano after me once I am in heaven ^_^
by matthew.r.lucas
Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Tribute to Him
Replies: 11
Views: 4055

Tribute to Him

I got a pirate fish tattoo last thursday..I'm doing what I can to fight global warming. I expect to have 1 beer volcano named after me in heaven ^_^. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/mlucasone/tat_1.jpg http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/mlucasone/tat_2.jpg
by matthew.r.lucas
Sun Mar 30, 2008 10:30 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3200127

plz read

BUTTSECKS..

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