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by NoodleNet
Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:44 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 99828

(I respond to encouragement.) Noodle unto others as you would have them noodle unto you. Love thy neighbor as thyself, and share pasta and rum drinks galore, for in the eyes of His Noodlitude, we are all One. Cleanliness is next to Noodliness. Monster grant me the serenity to accept the things I can...
by NoodleNet
Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:14 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: If you be in northern CA, arrr, then post here!
Replies: 70
Views: 70331

I am in Orinda...
by NoodleNet
Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Why FSM cannot be the creator of the universe
Replies: 33
Views: 22773

I can't believet his thread has gone on and on, because the Rebuttal to the original post is so OBVIOUS --- LO, IT IS A MIRACLE!!!!!! suspend all questioning and critical thought, this is something so blindingly obvious, straightfoward, unquestionable, and glaringly D'UH -- you simply have to accept...
by NoodleNet
Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:51 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: ProvHerbs
Replies: 86
Views: 99828

Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is easier for a meatball to pass through the eye of a tornado than for a confused man to enter the Kingdom of Pasta. If you can't say anything nice, fill up your mouth with pasta. Yum! And once the garlic has been ...

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