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by hazza
Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:45 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM Washed Up on Beach
Replies: 7
Views: 5408

Re: FSM Washed Up on Beach

You probably should to avoid angering his noodliness..
by hazza
Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Remakes the universe, putting TurtleHolmes in the dark matter core*
by hazza
Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 736373

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. However, you get there too soon for them to have finished making the snake antivenom that you were travelling there to get, so you collapse and die.
(Snake venom often causes symptoms like anxiety)

I wish that I had 3 more weeks of holidays.
by hazza
Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Jacks out of the Roleplay Matrix, and imports a code into the Roleplay Matrix's central computer. The code simply asks the Matrix to access the memory address 0x-1. The Matrix implodes* By the way, I didn't tell you the fate of the people still inside the matrix, so it's allowed. Who knows? The who...
by hazza
Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:03 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

* Shoves a lit stick of dynamite into RRR's mouth, takes a picture, and sends it to all his friends and family*
*Takes a second picture 10 seconds later for good measure, and sends it to all his friends and family*
by hazza
Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*SOULS OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!! EAGLE! SNOW FOX! BOTTLENOSE DOLPHIN! OCTOPUS! HOUSE CAT!!*
by hazza
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:33 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What is the best response to this question?
Replies: 29
Views: 11553

Re: What is the best response to this question?

Moral Minority wrote:I chose the middle one because the middle way is always right.

I follow the middle path.


The middle path? I thought you were "Driving on the other road" or "Batting for the other team."
by hazza
Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:54 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Puts on robe and wizard hat*
*Casts Lv.3 Eroticism*

*Wishes that people knew where that was from*
*Writes on a piece of paper "For those of you who don't know what this is from, go to www.bash.org and search for wizard."*
by hazza
Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:51 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What is the best response to this question?
Replies: 29
Views: 11553

Re: What is the best response to this question?

Give reasons for choosing your answer... o.O
by hazza
Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 736373

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, however a virus suddenly spreads around the world that causes people to love seeing that picture, thus everyone in the world simultaneously falls in love with Finland.

I wish CHEESECAKE.
by hazza
Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What is the best response to this question?
Replies: 29
Views: 11553

What is the best response to this question?

Give reasons for your answer.
by hazza
Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:49 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 23826

Re: Homosexuals

Josh M wrote:Damnit your right!

Even after another person corrected my grammar correcting his grammar correcting my grammar nobody noticed that it is "You're", not your.
by hazza
Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:13 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Ask Any Question You've Ever Had On Christianity.
Replies: 34
Views: 23779

Re: Ask Any Question You've Ever Had On Christianity.

Btw, you have qualifications in THEOLOGY. Religion is merely an attempt to explain the universe using poorly pieced together fragments of ancient fiction. The study of it should promote a lack of religion and the analysis of the fabrication and idiocy of these stories. Somehow, however, you have man...
by hazza
Tue Jul 01, 2008 9:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 629512

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*Breaks BB's legs and then urinates upon him mercilessly*
by hazza
Mon Jun 30, 2008 7:14 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 736373

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You never wake up.

I wish that I could afford the $480 to buy XSI Softimage 3D...

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