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by devoted
Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 83603

Re: A Question from a Christian

anyone who can believe in the fairy tale of Noah and his ark (and the Tower of Babel) has my sympathy...

be good... or god will drown you and all your children....
by devoted
Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:52 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pasta of Mass destruction
Replies: 1
Views: 1502

Pasta of Mass destruction

apparently, the US state department has a problem with sending pasta into Gaza. they believe pasta is a "dual use item"? ...whatever that means... please contact Hillary Clinton and reassure her that pasta is a food/humanitarian item and will not be used as a weapon. Secretary of State Hi...
by devoted
Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:29 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 3
Views: 1804

Sarah Palin

just a note to say that the VP candidate Sarah Palin wants "creationism" taught in public schools
:roll:
by devoted
Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:02 am
Forum: Food
Topic: are spaghetti O's bad?
Replies: 34
Views: 38409

Re: are spaghetti O's bad?

spaghetti-os are wholey and holy

like the wedding band, they symbolize oneness and infinity.....

however, they come in a can and have a half-life of 63,500 years....
by devoted
Sat May 03, 2008 8:47 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM ARTIFACT UNEARTHED IN KANSAS!!
Replies: 10
Views: 7009

my guess is that it is a seventeenth century Pawnee prayer entablature depicting the Coalescence of the First Meatball as described in Piraticus, chapter 12, verses 16-25. Some scripture scholars think the passages to be merely poetic metaphor, (that our Noodly Lord always had meatballs), but the fu...
by devoted
Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:18 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: A Mighty Pasta is our God
Replies: 0
Views: 2437

A Mighty Pasta is our God

:pirate_fish: A MIGHTY PASTA IS OUR GOD A mighty pasta is our God, a source of carbs unfailing; Creator, He amid the flood of beer, wonders prevailing. For still we wonder why Beer falls not from the sky; His craft and power are great, (still He can’t get a date), on earth is not His equal. Did we...
by devoted
Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Songs of the FSM/Pirate Hyms
Replies: 4
Views: 6966

new hymn

:pirate_fish: (Sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer:) Flying Spaghetti Monster Has some really tasty sauce And if you ever saw Him You would know that He’s the Boss! All of the other Deities Used to laugh and call Him names! They’d never give Him credit; They just give Him all the b...
by devoted
Tue Apr 22, 2008 10:34 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3141279

posting as requested

:pirate_fish: well, it is good to have found this site.... after searching so many sacred documents from all over the world. thank you for your valuable time and work

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