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by dukes
Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:38 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome aboard, matey. Your first job is to stir the sauce. If you spill it...
by dukes
Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:20 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome Zywl / Luis! Did you bring ample grog to share with all?
Dukes...
by dukes
Tue May 10, 2016 7:01 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome aboard, ye scurvy scum. 'Round these here parts, we don't stand for nothing but a clean deck, so get that stone a swirling. Go 'head and introduce yersef around, arter that comes the grog.
by dukes
Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:04 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome aboard, matey. Around here you will find that some are atheists, some are not, but all are welcome. Now, ye scurvy scum, git on yore knees and git that deck swabbed down. No beer until the blood from the last battle is all over the side.
by dukes
Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Evil Hand
Replies: 10
Views: 3081

Re: The Evil Hand

I actually know very little about baseball, despite it supposedly being the US national pastime. But teams seek out left handed pitchers, because they confuse the batter. For the same reason, left handed batters confuse the pitcher. But don't try to put a lefty at second base - that's a disaster (ex...
by dukes
Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:25 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Greetings and salutations and all other kind of inappropriate things. May His Noodliness guide you on your journey. Now take your place in the rigging, you fresh-faced scalawag!
by dukes
Mon Mar 14, 2016 2:23 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2025790

Re: The Your Banned Game

Can one be banned for thinking horrible thoughts about Donald Trump?
by dukes
Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:32 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: United States of America
Replies: 37
Views: 13783

Re: United States of America

Trust me to be the one late to the party. Twas allus thus. It's easy to find my digs - get a map of Maine and go as far to the east as possible before they ask for your passport. About three miles back from that point, that's where I am. If there are any other Pastafarians around here I do not know ...
by dukes
Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:00 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Technically, swash tarnish rather than rust.


Careful... Yours is unbuckled.
by dukes
Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:37 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

May your balls ever be meaty and your noodle never be limp.


And your swash never rust!
by dukes
Fri Jan 22, 2016 4:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Cartoon Of The Day...
Replies: 3516
Views: 731069

Re: Cartoon Of The Day...

Satire is a form of a cartoon, right? Maybe she didn't say this, but maybe she did...

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/palin-blames-obama-for-her-defeat-in-2008-election?mbid=social_facebook
by dukes
Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:24 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1459
Views: 370576

Re: Did you hear who died?

Ziggy Stardust will never die.
by dukes
Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
Replies: 4183
Views: 816740

Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Maher's comments do a serious disservice to Orangutans. Besides, Trump was unwilling to accept Obama's birth certificate, why should Maher accept Trumps? Perhaps The Donald should submit a DNA sample - but then what else might be learned?
by dukes
Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:50 pm
Forum: Announcements
Topic: Welcome
Replies: 18
Views: 35685

Re: Welcome

Greetings and welcome to the board. May his noodlinesss smile upon ye.
by dukes
Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:37 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3151310

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Ahoy and welcome aboard. You've read the rules matey, now it's time to have some fun. May his noodliness smile on you.

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