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by diego
Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 428673

Electric trains don't (usually) have smoke.

The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured.
by diego
Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 2 guys were walking their dogs - Bar jokes
Replies: 19
Views: 11967

Quite a number of years ago, the Seattle Symphony was doing Beethoven's Symphony No. 9 under the baton of Milton Katims. Now at this point, you must understand two things: 1.There's a quite long segment in this symphony where the basses don't have a thing to do. Not a single note for page after page...
by diego
Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2504653

^ is Jar Jar Binks
by diego
Thu Dec 21, 2006 1:24 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Truth-in-Advertising
Replies: 30
Views: 13315

Truth-in-Advertising


:D :D :D

Oh, that wasn't the joke...
by diego
Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: How long can you last?
Replies: 25
Views: 18499

I got 47.124 as my best
by diego
Sun Nov 05, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Special High Intensity Teaching
Replies: 4
Views: 2496

This reminds me of the B.O.O.K. (tm) (Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge)
by diego
Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:28 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Beliefs
Replies: 4
Views: 3658

I would like to thank all those that helped me with my speech. its was about 4.5 minutes and I got 60/65 on it.
by diego
Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Beliefs
Replies: 4
Views: 3658

Pastafarian Beliefs

I have a speech I'm giving for one of my classes and in it I am going to include basic Pastafarian beliefs. I was hoping I could get a quick summary of them to insure I don't miss any important ones.

Thanks
diego
by diego
Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: we must have a latin phrase, here are some.
Replies: 65
Views: 72991

"Taurus excreta cerebrum vincit" (Bullshit baffles brains)
Vescere bracis meis. (Eat my shorts.)
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.)
"Sit vis vobiscum." (May the Force be with you.)
by diego
Wed Aug 16, 2006 11:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: iGod
Replies: 16
Views: 12771

Well, god was smart enough to know I was calling him stupid. He said he would remember that when robots take over the world.
by diego
Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:55 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One OS
Replies: 1
Views: 3067

One OS

"Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows 95 on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system, and showed him the Windows 95 CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turne...
by diego
Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:51 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Religious Jokes Central
Replies: 22
Views: 14593

That reminds me of


Jesus saves ... the rest of you take 100d10 damage.
by diego
Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:15 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Cow Theory of Government
Replies: 10
Views: 6171

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. A MEXICAN CORPORATION: You think you have two cows, but you don't know what...
by diego
Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:45 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3149597

AP student and a slacker (we should make a club [I also just got a 5 on the AP Physics and Chem tests])
by diego
Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Religious Jokes Central
Replies: 22
Views: 14593

Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created W...

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