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by Pterorhynchus
Sat Jan 28, 2006 12:45 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67407

Thou shalt be free to make graven images of anything that is on Earth or above or below if thou hast the ability.

Thou shalt seek to add to and improve the Word as long as such improvements and changes are inspired by the Noodley One.

RAmen.
by Pterorhynchus
Sun Jan 22, 2006 12:12 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67407

Hmm... You have a point there... Let me rephrase that...

There:
Thou shalt not plunder and pirate on the mainland, for doing so is an absolute disgrace in the eyes of thy Noodley Master.
by Pterorhynchus
Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:58 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67407

Thou shalt not act mutinous against thy captain.

Thou shalt not plunder and pirate on the mainland, for doing so is an absolute disgrace in the eyes of thy Noodley Master.
by Pterorhynchus
Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: LAW
Replies: 68
Views: 67407

Thou shalt not commit any act of cruelty, murder, or war in the name of the Volant Lord of Pasta, for it displeases a benevolent deity. Thou shalt not mutilate thyself or anybody else in any way, for thine body is a gift from the Noodley Maker that does allow us to exist. Thou shalt be free to worsh...
by Pterorhynchus
Wed Nov 23, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 107120

The Book of Histories only covers the first 3000 years after creation, and people, particularly the pirates, lived much longer back then.

Perhaps it should be named the Book of Early Histories... but that wouldn't sound as good.
by Pterorhynchus
Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:09 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 107120

The Book of Histories (in progress - first two chapters) Chapter 1: The Creation Here are the accounts of the creation of the Earth as has been revealed to mankind by the Noodley Master. In the beginning, there was the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who always was and always shall be. Then with His Noodl...
by Pterorhynchus
Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: possible admendments to the beer volcano...
Replies: 11
Views: 6453

Although the Beer Volcano can provide any beverage that one demands of it, it produces beer whenever nothing is being demanded of it. Thus has it been revealed to me by our Noodley Master. :worship: :fsm:

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