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by ManicStar
Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession. The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast. Her sk...
by ManicStar
Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:23 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Edward the Confessor was feeling like confessing to her priest who was sincerely happy about her sex change. Having entered the world of dancing, she knew that Eduardina would be an easy person to hear about that confession. The night was cold and the moon was hot but the sun was milky toast. Her sk...
by ManicStar
Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

Actually--more like chocolate bunny with no ears

The person below me likes to practise striptease routines with porcupines.
by ManicStar
Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

snap your fingers off i will

The person below me has an unhealthy fascination with cows and graffiti.
by ManicStar
Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

So I am working on a sinu-floss which would help with all those kind of problems. See thread on flu. The person below me eats dental floss for breakfast. Mmm-- Minty! The person below me owes me five shrubberies, to be delivered in a Superman costume on the Eids of March whistling on a Sedgeway.
by ManicStar
Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

The little governer's daughter decided to take a look at the underwear of the local "en wench" store. When her mother suddenly said "You shameless piece of [bleep]. How dare you walk past this [bleep] without buying anything?!" "Oh, awhored mother!", replied the girl, "How naughty do you want me to ...
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 25, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Once, upon a sailboat, a midget with a huge cutlass and a bigger pinki toe and an oddly sounding mother went to the store of Flatlanders'. Consequently he purchased a giant cutlass sharpener so that he could sharpen his trusted weapon (his pistol). While being chased by cutlass-wielding llama-hunter...
by ManicStar
Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Once, upon a sailboat, a midget with a huge cutlass and a bigger pinki toe and an oddly sounding mother went to the store of Flatlanders'. Consequently he purchased a giant cutlass sharpener so that he could sharpen his trusted weapon (his pistol). While being chased by cutlass-wielding llama-hunter...
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 5:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in chocolate sauce and chocolate. Moaning about fruit while flying round airplanes isn't cool unless the engine makes pentatonic ticking noises. During appendectomy Black Beard snored with pentatonic ticking noises because Pink ...
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:15 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

I can't count much further than a rabbit in Watership Down.

The person below me can compute prime numbers in their head.
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

Baator is so pretty this time of year.

The person below is dressed in a pink elephant in a tutu costume.
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

Sam's Club peanut butter cups--mmmm

The person below me is staring longingly at an exercise bike.
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: One word story
Replies: 1629
Views: 462050

Black Beard ate turtle wings dipped in spicy chocolate sprinkles cooked in chocolate sauce and chocolate. Moaning about fruit while flying round airplanes isn't cool unless the engine makes pentatonic ticking noises. During appendectomy Black Beard snored with pentatonic ticking noises because Pink ...
by ManicStar
Sun Dec 18, 2005 3:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

Yeah, I read the book about that, and then the Wikipedia article.

The person below me is staring at a big green JESUS billboard.
by ManicStar
Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:10 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2051420

And it rocks!

The person below me thinks Garth Brooks makes some good music!

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