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by mepper
Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: James Morrow's Towing Jehovah
Replies: 1
Views: 3301

i read both that and "only begotten daughter". they were both good but i liked daughter better. didn't know there was a third one..will have to track that down.
by mepper
Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Male cheuvanist pigs.
Replies: 35
Views: 19763

heh i know soooooo many jokes that would get me perma-banned here..so i don't tell them (well usually..when my mind is working right)

ok so a man walks into a talent agency..and says "sir..we have this family act.. i really think you would like it"
by mepper
Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The 25 Most Controversial Movies Ever
Replies: 32
Views: 21576

i saw flesh gordon 1 at the midnight movie..they had cut out the naughty bits to make it an R..so there was some funky splicing
by mepper
Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3520
Views: 837636

I only read the iliad in latin..and the odyssey was in greek..but i imagine its hard to find an english translation that could mess them up..they were both good stories
by mepper
Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:34 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: A guy walks into a bar and...
Replies: 31
Views: 17145

i hate to step on don's joke..maybe it was a translation thing, but i will a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.. and the bartender says.."what is this? some kind of joke?" edit: and this one is highly unlikely..but for the everquest players a ranger walks into a bar.. LOADING...
by mepper
Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Didja
Replies: 3
Views: 2620

heh you have to have a somewhat current knowledge of theoretical physics to even get the joke..which sadly most people do not have
by mepper
Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:29 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Male cheuvanist pigs.
Replies: 35
Views: 19763

i had a mammogram at md anderson (male)..hurt like a bitch ..i was the only guy in a room of 12 women..they had to cut me out from the herd when it became time to change into gowns (i was like if you screw those plates any tighter together i'll be leaving it here and it wont matter)..i didnt like th...
by mepper
Wed Jun 07, 2006 2:15 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Flying Spaghetti Monster Versus Invisible Pink Unicorn
Replies: 34
Views: 34439

i saw an invisible unicorn once..but it was white , not pink
by mepper
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Lost & Peter Pan
Replies: 32
Views: 25411

heh cap..one time i downloaded a hatch timer program..and pressed the button every 108 minutes for 3 days till i was just too exhausted..no way desmond did that for years alone
by mepper
Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:47 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Upcoming Documentary: Jesus Camp
Replies: 29
Views: 21377

actually i was going for the monty python joke
by mepper
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:02 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Upcoming Documentary: Jesus Camp
Replies: 29
Views: 21377

it depends..do they float?
by mepper
Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:41 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Upcoming Documentary: Jesus Camp
Replies: 29
Views: 21377

ok that didn't even occur to me..the only one i was giving myself was honoring my commitments..but if i'm gonna lie..i made a 12 of 12
by mepper
Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:12 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Upcoming Documentary: Jesus Camp
Replies: 29
Views: 21377

sheesh i only scored a 1 of 12
by mepper
Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Any Ideas?
Replies: 13
Views: 10017

tofu is good in hot and sour soup..yummy chinese food..i think i'm hungry now
by mepper
Mon May 29, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Lost & Peter Pan
Replies: 32
Views: 25411

the crocodile is in the underwater station that is at the end of the cable they found on the beach..and hey..they already had a dharma shark

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