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by Pan
Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy drink
Replies: 8
Views: 2833

Re: The Holy drink

If pirates are devine beings then surely their prefered beverage of rum is also the favorite drink of the spaghetti monster... If this is so then why does heaven have beer volcanoes but not rum volcanoes. Not that i'm complaining of course beer is good. The assumption of a unilateral, one-dimension...
by Pan
Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:55 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 34710

Re: Ok

KamMoore wrote:Well think about this. Did the millions of people that lived before Jesus go to hell. What happened to those people.



:fsm_float:


God exists outside of time so in theory they could all have been saved by Jesus.
by Pan
Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:52 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 34710

Re: I (acording to some) am going to hell

I used to be friends with this kid for a while and one day he asked what religion I have (this was just before I was touched by his noodly appendage) I replied "I don't have one I am atheist" he said "oh realy I am mormon" and I thought to myself "oh crap I am so friggin' s...
by Pan
Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:46 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 9509

Re: SATAN EXISTS????

Ah, the sad and silly need of humans to have someone or something to hate. So, people invent an 'evil entity' to hate, and the REAL demons of the world, the purveyors of hate and greed and destruction get a free ride. Yep, that's the way it works. Hate some dead guy who made the connection between ...
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This
Replies: 38
Views: 16018

Re: Ive Been Wanting To Ask This

It's been proven that he exists...

"1The FSM is a being with every perfection
2Existance is a perfection

3The FSM must exist."
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:01 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: SATAN EXISTS????
Replies: 27
Views: 9509

Re:

DaveL wrote:Yes he does and his name is Dr Atkins, hater of all that is carbohydrated.

This is clever and i agree with it.
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Moon must be made of Cheese!!!
Replies: 25
Views: 7790

Re: The Moon must be made of Cheese!!!

I was thinking to myself about the FSM and his creation, and I thought: What is of a Spaghetti without cheese?? So I remembered that people used to think the Moon was made of cheese, and it made sense!! I also think that FSMism should be included at classrooms along with ID and evolution, but not j...
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 24219

Re: Homosexuals

Shouldn't they be revered in Pastafarianism since they are, after all, butt pirates? The gospell of the FSM says that every pirate should 'quote: Find thee a wench.' This clearly speaks against gays as pirates and that only lesbians can be female pirates. Sincerely, the resident flaming homosexual....
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 47931

Re:

I say "whenever we find the Noodly Book in the humour section we must move them all to the Religion section for the sake of all that is Noodly" but why has He not moved them with his noodly appendage maybe He wants to be in the Humour section :fsm_float: Mabe he hasn't moved them as a tes...
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:38 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "Religion" of Hate
Replies: 328
Views: 149909

Re: "Religion" of Hate

Just because the word Pastafarian happens to rhym with the words Ras Tafarian doesn't mean that their is any connection between the two religions and no offence was meant to you.
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy drink
Replies: 8
Views: 2833

The Holy drink

If pirates are devine beings then surely their prefered beverage of rum is also the favorite drink of the spaghetti monster... If this is so then why does heaven have beer volcanoes but not rum volcanoes. Not that i'm complaining of course beer is good.
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Holy Land
Replies: 20
Views: 7902

Re: The Holy Land

It has to be Italy. If you've ever been to an italian resturant you will understand; all italians eat is pizza and pasta.

"Just lika mamma useda make it."
by Pan
Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:57 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3047818

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello, I'm Pan and i'm new to pastafarianism nd I want to learn more about it.

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