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by DavidH
Wed Sep 20, 2017 2:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1343
Views: 197878

Re: Complete the catchphrase

... an unbesmirched pair of hose.

Oh, that this too solid ...
by DavidH
Sun Sep 17, 2017 4:51 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1343
Views: 197878

Re: Complete the catchphrase

Must have passed out.

And the Lord said unto Moses ...
by DavidH
Sat Sep 02, 2017 4:50 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Beer
Replies: 205
Views: 77428

Re: Beer

Yes.
by DavidH
Sun Jul 30, 2017 4:54 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 1732
Views: 277714

Re: Pirate Word Association Game

mizzen-brace flying traffle-block
by DavidH
Thu Jul 20, 2017 4:39 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7874
Views: 3019075

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Granted! Welcome aboard - now get below and sling your hammock. Fish-head stew at 5 bells.
by DavidH
Fri Jul 14, 2017 5:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.
Replies: 6
Views: 378

Re: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.

My name is Old Git elsewhere; I also sometimes sign myself Captain Spork, Pope Alfred or Griblet. I joined up because its such a superb and imaginative attack on religious thinking in general as well as a clever spoof on the Kansas State Board of Education's decision to permit the teaching of intell...
by DavidH
Mon Jul 10, 2017 4:26 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What would ________ do?
Replies: 6
Views: 375

Re: What would ________ do?

What would Neff Yoo do!
by DavidH
Thu Jul 06, 2017 4:47 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3192
Views: 511785

Re: Did you know?

Interview with who, Neff Yoo?
by DavidH
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:00 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1437
Views: 341144

Re: Did you hear who died?

Peter Sallis is a great loss - a brilliant comedian. But cheer up, there's a rumour that they've signed William Hague to play Wallace.
by DavidH
Tue Jun 06, 2017 4:44 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE
Replies: 6
Views: 567

Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

Covfefe - the sound made by a ginger cat when being fed through a rolling mill.
From Kazakh crivffur, "the sound made by a ginger cat when being fed through a rolling mill"
by DavidH
Wed May 24, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3192
Views: 511785

Re: Did you know?

My Granny used to hit the milkman with one of those.
by DavidH
Tue May 23, 2017 5:16 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1417
Views: 369712

Re: Happy Birthday

What do we all make of the word squuntch? I claim it's Mongolian thieves' cant for something naughty. Anybody care to disprove this theory?
by DavidH
Sat May 20, 2017 4:38 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1417
Views: 369712

Re: Happy Birthday

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote: So doesn't that mean they cancel each other out?


Only if one of them is negative, else they add up. :evilgrin:
by DavidH
Thu May 18, 2017 4:46 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7874
Views: 3019075

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Welcome all! I should ignore the bloody mainbrace and get on with drinking the rum.

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