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by linguistjake
Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:21 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
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Views: 3191255

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi. My name is Jake, and I am stuck in the landlocked land of Idaho, devoid of Pirates or the word.

I learned of His Noodly Goodness while in Afghanistan, and I have brought His message back with me.

I look forward to talking with you all and learning more about the awesomeness that is He.
by linguistjake
Sun Feb 01, 2009 2:07 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Alchemist Womponimus and the Dogs of the Aether
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Views: 2175

Alchemist Womponimus and the Dogs of the Aether

From my family's old Milanese print of the Liber Pastafarius, circa 1512, translated from the original Pig Latin into English and then into Japanese and then into Serbo-Croation, back to Japanese, then to French, then to the dead tongue of the dire race known to history only as the Otet, then to Rus...
by linguistjake
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:59 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3191255

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello, My name is Jake, and I was converted to the righteous and soulfully delicious path of Pastafarianism a little over a year ago while stationed in Afghanistan. Afghanistan, being landlocked, has no pirates, and is in terrible shape because of this. I can only hope that one day we remedy this si...

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