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by VinZ
Wed Sep 19, 2012 2:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Talk Loike a Pirate Day
Replies: 70
Views: 96587

Re: Talk Loike a Pirate Day

Happy TLAP Day to all fellow Believers!!

Pesto be upon you all,

Ramen,
VInz :nefyoobash:
by VinZ
Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: offended by the term 'Wench'
Replies: 52
Views: 21600

Re: offended by the term 'Wench'

So 'Piresse' as an alternative would not be acceptable, since it is not mentioned in Scipture, right?
by VinZ
Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:08 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: offended by the term 'Wench'
Replies: 52
Views: 21600

offended by the term 'Wench'

Hi, I have a serious prospect member for our Church. It is a nice lady from Ireland with the right mindset and great looking. I told her that in our Church, members are referred to as Wenches and Pirates. She would feel offended by the term 'Wench' and this is holding her from joining. She agrees to...
by VinZ
Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:24 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSMtening (pastafarian Christening)
Replies: 4
Views: 7965

FSMtening (pastafarian Christening)

With my first newborn son just arrived, I was wondering which ritual to perform on him so that he will be part of the Pastafarian community. I filled out 'Pastafarian' as my religion on the take-in sheet of the hospital, but the staff was not aware of the according ritual, nor am I. I was thinking o...
by VinZ
Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:25 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 366
Views: 275070

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Hijzelf was immers een 'pastafari', die gelooft dat de wereld geschapen is door een wezen dat sterk lijkt op spaghetti met gehaktballen. Heresy! It says the world was created by a being which 'strongly resembles' spaghetti with meatballs' . :furious: They're obviously trying to split us up by propa...
by VinZ
Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:07 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 366
Views: 275070

FSM in leading Belgian newspaper today

His Noodly Appendage and Pastafarianism features in the leading Belgian Newspaper, De Standaard (http://www.standaard.be) today. I am a bit offended than the author refers to our religion as a 'cult' and also because he calls pastafarianism a 'religion for nerds'. Nevertheless, there is no such thin...
by VinZ
Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: We're 100000 on Facebook now
Replies: 10
Views: 5041

We're 100000 on Facebook now

Today another 100k milestone was reached.

There's 100016 Pastafarians on the Facebook group 'Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' right now.

Another Proof of His Allmightyness; He made this 100k event coincide with us donating 100k on Kiva !!

Pesto be upon you all,

Ramen,
VinZ
by VinZ
Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Belgian Pastafarians, where are you?
Replies: 32
Views: 40654

Darwin's birthday party

Got the following invitation from fellow Biologists. Bet there will be lots of would-be converts there. Anyone out there going to spread the Word? Happy Birthday Charles! VinZ -----Inline Attachment Follows----- Next Thursday 12 February 2009 is the birthday anniversary of evolutionary biologist Cha...
by VinZ
Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:29 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Addressing the Prophet (Pesto be upon Him)
Replies: 2
Views: 2126

Addressing the Prophet (Pesto be upon Him)

Dear fellow believers, After long hesitation (I felt not worthy to write to Him directly :worship: ), I have contacted our Prophet (Pesto be upon Him) by Email about 6 weeks ago. It was regarding a FSM sighting of very high scientific value. I'm not talking about some cut-out pumpkin here, but rock ...
by VinZ
Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:59 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Belgian Pastafarians, where are you?
Replies: 32
Views: 40654

Any FSM sightings in Belgium yet ?

Hi brothers and sisters, I feel the warmth of our growing community as strong as the touch of His appendages. Has there been any visual evidence of our Noodly Master yet in Belgium? Although I feel His presence all the time, I'd love to make visual contact one day. As more of us get touched, the lik...
by VinZ
Sun Sep 28, 2008 6:27 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Belgian Pastafarians, where are you?
Replies: 32
Views: 40654

Re: Belgian Pastafarians, where are you?

Heverlee section reporting! Our numbers increased another 20% overnight At this pace, we're no doubt the fastest growing Pastafarian and religious community in the world! I'm sure there's thousands, if not hundreds of us still around! Pesto be upon you all! VinZ Scripturial Fundamentalist Pastafarian
by VinZ
Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:52 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Dictionary/Wordbook for international Pastafarianism
Replies: 53
Views: 61003

Re: Dictionary/Wordbook for international Pastafarianism

This is a very dangerous evolution; the FSM revealed Himself through our Prophet (Sauce Be upon Him) who wrote the gospel in the divine English language. Being American, the Prophet (SBUH) wasn't proficient in this language either, but His hand was guided by a Noodly Appendage when He wrote the gosp...
by VinZ
Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:08 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 25499

Re: Homosexuals

Sauce be upon you all, I am shocked that fellow Pastafarians are having and spreading their own opinions, feelings and views on the subject. They should rather stick to the Good Book of the FSM (Sauce be upon Him). Having your own opinion or twisting His word will make you end up in Hell, please sto...

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