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by Chimaera
Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:08 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Talk With A Cockney Accent Game
Replies: 19
Views: 8245

And this ladies and gents is why I don't go to England much. You bastards tell US to speak "Right proper Queens English" when all I'm reading here are made up words that make no sense. Some rhyming slang has made it into common English speech, including cobblers (cobbler's awls) and berk ...
by Chimaera
Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: From Craig's list. Funny story.
Replies: 5
Views: 3581

Oh, yeah. Let's go deface all the churches. I'm sure that such behavior will encourage them to view their opponents as human, and it will definitely convince the observing populace :roll: I don't think it's possible to explain why a joke is funny, but I'll try. The humour is in the unexpected "...
by Chimaera
Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I need some corny jokes
Replies: 30
Views: 15197

A man walks into a butcher's shop. "I'd like a pane of glass please". "This is a butcher's shop. You need a glazier. We can't sell you a pane of glass". "Well, you have one in the window."
by Chimaera
Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: I need some corny jokes
Replies: 30
Views: 15197

Hard to beat Tommy Cooper . Some examples from that link: So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please? ' And a voice said 'You are.' I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, ...
by Chimaera
Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:21 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

Urinate. It's the other answer I'm looking for. We need the answer to the last one first though. No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close? I have no idea what any of that meant. What could the other answer be, ... The idea of this thread is that you get the answer, not that I tell y...
by Chimaera
Thu May 31, 2007 7:29 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

Zankou wrote:Urinate.

It's the other answer I'm looking for.

Zankou wrote:We need the answer to the last one first though.

No one round here seem to use their's either. Am I close?
by Chimaera
Thu May 31, 2007 7:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

In a similar vein, one that we possibly had here already:

What does a man do standing up that a woman does sitting down and a dog does standing on three legs?
by Chimaera
Mon May 21, 2007 3:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Mickey Mouse
Replies: 6
Views: 4497

Mickey Mouse

An old one that I was reminded of today -- sorry if it's a repeat... Mickey Mouse is talking to his divorce lawyer. His lawyer says "I'm sorry, but using mental instability as grounds for divorce is very difficult. We'll have real problems proving that Minnie is insane." Mickey replies &qu...
by Chimaera
Fri May 11, 2007 3:09 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Please Participate: Book List
Replies: 29
Views: 21062

Jorge Luis Borges wrote a story about The Book of Sand, which is a book (the book?) that contains everything. Extraordinary idea. Here's an Amazon link, and here's a Wikipedia link.
by Chimaera
Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:37 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Nipponese Cursor-Bearers-And Abuse 'W' As Much As You Want!
Replies: 11
Views: 5700

Thanks Ken, I needed that :wink:
by Chimaera
Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

A man drops a coin. Then he walks due South for one mile, then due East for one mile, then due North for one mile. He arrives back at the coin. Where is he? Before you answer, watch what he does next... He picks up the coin, walks due East for a mile and drops it again. Then he walks due South for ...
by Chimaera
Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Funny Town Names (these are not made up)
Replies: 18
Views: 12217

My favorite is Maidenhead. I rather like the River Piddle too.
by Chimaera
Sun Apr 15, 2007 9:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

Zankou wrote:your clue gave it away too quickly...It was the south pole...

You can't travel south from the south pole.
by Chimaera
Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

sarcastic though he is Not fair! That wasn't sarcasm, it was lateral thinking :) Here's one... A man drops a coin. Then he walks due South for one mile, then due East for one mile, then due North for one mile. He arrives back at the coin. Where is he? Before you answer, watch what he does next... H...
by Chimaera
Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.
Replies: 2245
Views: 416769

There would be seven rungs under water and one rung just touching the water (assuming the boat is resting on the seabed and has a hole in it).

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