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by joeybsmash
Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 38
Views: 34182

Re: Marriages

since we're talking about marriage here i thought i might bump this thread here http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=10600 the captain would also need to officiate over the other milestones of life, like a pastism or funeral. If he has to have a real job during the day, he should b...
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:42 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Holy Prayers
Replies: 30
Views: 82486

Re: Holy Prayers

I just found this lingering in a series of tubes Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillage's, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to inc...
by joeybsmash
Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Set of Sacred Rites
Replies: 17
Views: 10854

Re: Set of Sacred Rites

Aside from a near terminal need to avoid anything resembling dogmatic ritual, I like the strippers/rum/beerfountain idea. I think I'll include that in all my daily habits from now on. I suggest that ultra-orthodox pastafarians always carry a portable beer fountain (also known as a warm, shaken can)...
by joeybsmash
Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:20 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Set of Sacred Rites
Replies: 17
Views: 10854

Re: Set of Sacred Rites

Aside from a near terminal need to avoid anything resembling dogmatic ritual, I like the strippers/rum/beerfountain idea. I think I'll include that in all my daily habits from now on. I suggest that ultra-orthodox pastafarians always carry a portable beer fountain (also known as a warm, shaken can)...
by joeybsmash
Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Rastafarian?
Replies: 9
Views: 3494

Re: Rastafarian?

Moral Minority wrote:-facepalm-

this^
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Set of Sacred Rites
Replies: 17
Views: 10854

Set of Sacred Rites

Every religion in the world has a set of sacred rites to mark important transitions in a person's life. They line up like this: 1) A naming ceremony to introduce a baby or child to the community. (some peoples don't do this for several years after birth to ensure that the child will survive) 1.1) Ma...
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:53 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: What year did the FSM create the world?
Replies: 19
Views: 15213

Re: What year did the FSM create the world?

perhaps the world has not been created yet. all that is could probably be explained by a drunken fantasy of His. Perhaps by next Thursday FSM will sober up and finally get around to creating the universe.
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS
Replies: 77
Views: 100367

Re: NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS

Ye should not consume substandard beer, nor brew it.
For simplicity's sake; just brew yer own!
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7936
Views: 3090344

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

The 'puter told me to post here first. but i didn't
by joeybsmash
Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:54 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Off Shoots
Replies: 12
Views: 3988

Re: Off Shoots

Josh M wrote:Pardon my French but, what the flying shit muffins are you talking about? I can't even tell if that was for or against the FSM. Translation please?


Hey man! Watch out!
I worship a flying shitmuffin monster!
I find your post very offensive.

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