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by Donatello van Dijck
Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuals
Replies: 89
Views: 25480

Re: Homosexuals

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by Donatello van Dijck
Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:30 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1761402

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Y Y Y Y YAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
by Donatello van Dijck
Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:26 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: Modified Pirate Flag
Replies: 3
Views: 8309

Re: Modified Pirate Flag

That's a blasphemy against our God! :? Oh... no... the God who preach against sexual desires is another 8)

Well, I loved this flag!!! All who knows some kind of love, congratulations! Unfortunately, so many people just know hate and hypocrisy...
by Donatello van Dijck
Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:01 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 11326

Re: Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!

Puta que pariu, Caralhooooooo, Vá se fuder!!! :? :x (I hope you do not understand portuguese insulting words :D ) If I had Paulo Coelho as reference I should hate brazilian portuguese too. I detest Paulo Coelho... and so do nine in ten learned brazilians. Paulo Coelho is seen here as a Jim Jones... ...
by Donatello van Dijck
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:43 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Holy Prayers
Replies: 30
Views: 88230

Re: Holy Prayers

As a tradicional member of a brazilian negro lineage, I will pray as my african forefathers, second a typical brazilian vodoo ritual (that we named "macumba"): Tindoleleh Laieh Kawiza, Tindoleleh Is true Salsa I am son, I am Spaghetti's grandson Tindoleleh Laieh Kawisa :worship: :fsm:
by Donatello van Dijck
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:56 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Jesus reveled FSM
Replies: 3
Views: 3213

Re: Jesus reveled FSM

Well, well! Jesus knew a little part of the true, he did not know about beer volcanos because he was teached by FSM only in the inicial truths (was not yet the time). Himself claimed that, when imagined himself as a simple bread. Sometimes bread come to take part in banquet, but in canap form, only ...
by Donatello van Dijck
Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:02 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Jesus reveled FSM
Replies: 3
Views: 3213

Jesus reveled FSM

I am a new brazilian pirate. Great FSM touched me with His blessed nodle and give knowleding. Thats revelation show me a obscourily truth: Jesus was a pirate prophet. When he said "I am the bread of life" it means a point of faith and true: both pasta and bread are made with wheath. But br...
by Donatello van Dijck
Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:32 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 11326

Re: Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!

Are you from Manoel & Joaquim Land (sometimes called Portugal)? :D Well, our tupiniquim Portuguese has much more idioms, much more words to express much more natural beauties and happyness. Brasil rules, Portugal smears. :fsm_rock: Ps.: I'm playing a joke, in true I not even like my country. I p...
by Donatello van Dijck
Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:11 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!
Replies: 5
Views: 11326

Lusófonos - Louvemos ao FSM!!!

Olá, irmãos pastafarianos instruídos na última flor do lácio. Sou brasileiro, do Rio de Janeiro... e sou recém-convertido ao supremo poder do Monstrão Voador de Macarrão. Estive perdido pelas mentiras aparentemente bem fundamentadas da ciência, mas me faltava algo que o poderoso FSM me fez enxergar....

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