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by Apostateabe
Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 27100

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Dudeman55556 wrote:I'm tempted to try it. If I did it at a conservative enough church, maybe they actually would stone me. then I could sue them, and they would get horrible publicity.

Do it at a conservative church. If you do, I will mail you at least five dollars for a beer.
by Apostateabe
Sun Nov 02, 2008 12:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 27100

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Don't know if this is true or not, but supposedly Dr. Dawkins once wrote that a fundie once said to him "Atheism is stupid. Who would die for the universe?" To which he responded "That's a good point". Supposedly the fundie spent years telling people that the great Richard Dawki...
by Apostateabe
Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: i am kinda new to the whole FSM thing...
Replies: 2
Views: 1557

Re: i am kinda new to the whole FSM thing...

According to some apocrypha, the FSM blushes with pride when someone expresses a desire to eat him.
by Apostateabe
Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 27100

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Thank you for that reference, it has already proved invaluable. As a continuance to a story I may or may not have been telling, I've been going back and forth over email with a particularly hard-headed BA fundie over CA Prop 8. Her last transmission to me was: "My faith is strong enough to die...
by Apostateabe
Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

Angel-Hair Archmage wrote:Dude im not gonna risk my bones for one bottle of domesticated beer...

I think some of the best beer in existence is brewed right around my back yard. The Klamath Basin Brewing Company deals in heavenly lagers. Well worth risking your bones for, in my opinion. :)
by Apostateabe
Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:12 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

black bart wrote:Did someone mention elijah?

That was Edd.
by Apostateabe
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:28 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

So it's all right for you to walk into there church where everyone who was there choose to be and to force your beliefs on them??? So it's alright for YOU to do it to them but not the other way around.... You do understand my confusion. YOU choose to be there, YOU choose to sit down and stay, YOU c...
by Apostateabe
Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:27 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

Wow! That was awesome! I don't think i would have the balls to do that. My Girl friend goes to a Pentecostal Church and even the she isn't very religious and knows I don't buy that crap she is always asking me to go, probably just to keep her company. I plan on going with her eventually and when I ...
by Apostateabe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

No, I know they aren't, but I'm lazy as all hell, and can use them as an excuse. Yeah, it wasn't that easy for me. When I was sitting in the seat, I had to try not to crap my pants because of what I planned to do in front of all those people, spoiling their high and all. I think the sermon gave me ...
by Apostateabe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

Sounds like a plan. Now I just have to get up off my lazy ass, pick a passage from the Bible, find a church, work up the courage to go to church, say the thing, run screaming away, call the cops for protection, call the mob for protection... I think I'll just stay home. OK, haha, next time I am in ...
by Apostateabe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

fueledbycoffee wrote:I would... but I'd kinda need the beer beforehand, knamsayin'?

How about you buy the beer, do the thing, and I'll reimburse you for the beer afterward? :)
by Apostateabe
Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:31 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7896

Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

This morning, I decided to go to a service of my local Pentecostal church. I was curious. According to a recent news story, Pentecostalism is the religion of Sarah Palin, and it is more dominant in South America than Catholicism. The Pentecostal church I went to this morning is the Faith Tabernacle ...
by Apostateabe
Sat Oct 18, 2008 5:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4159993

Re: Word association game

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by Apostateabe
Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33546
Views: 4159993

Re: Word association game

This thread is maybe what I would need after I have a stroke, to reestablish some neural connections. Great stroke rehabilitation therapy. We are not stroke victims, generally, but this thread has over 16 thousand posts. 16 thousand! What can possibly explain it?
by Apostateabe
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to cancel my membership?
Replies: 12
Views: 4547

Re: How to cancel my membership?

You might have to write a letter to God personally. Dear Almighty God, Please cancel my membership in the Catholic church. I have found a church that is more likely to be based in reality and does not prohibit it's clergy from engaging in sex with adults at the expense of children. Until the Catholi...

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