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by Roonie
Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:22 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Weevil-isms
Replies: 197
Views: 123282

Re: Weevil-isms

Oi 'ave me mate down from Weeville . . .

Nice lad if oi do say so . . . not a spot o' weevil in 'im
by Roonie
Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:04 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: about fsm
Replies: 13
Views: 3611

Re: about fsm

I personally do believe in God. But to me, God is such an unknowable, unhuman thing that it could be anything at all - like a Flying Spaghetti Monster. And all I really need is to know that there is such a thing as God. I don't need any bullcrap story about a guy from whenever to feel connected to i...
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:36 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Anti-Pasta
Replies: 12
Views: 6536

Re: The Anti-Pasta

And the Great Pretender shall deceive the nations with persuasive language and have much appeal to the people . . . the people shall flock to him, the Great Lie, and he will promise false hope and world peace . . . he will destroy everything
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 7:55 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 38
Views: 33790

Re: Marriages

Actually, some states in the U.S. will recognize a "common law" marriage. (I have no idea for other countries.) But it's really pretty simple, actually. If you: 1) can legally get married 2) agree to get married 3) fuck 4) live together and 5) tell people your married then these states wil...
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:13 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 569
Views: 208873

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Oi, Auntie Blackbeard -

It'd be good of ye to 'elp with a quesshun I be havin' . . . what be the deal with ninjas on ye good board? Be they not heresey?
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How did you learn of His Noodly love?
Replies: 42
Views: 12662

Re: How did you learn of His Noodly love?

Sweet . . .
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How did you learn of His Noodly love?
Replies: 42
Views: 12662

Re: How did you learn of His Noodly love?

I first found Pastafarianism on Wikipedia when I was reading the article on creationism. I cloicked through on an article about some "Flying Spaghetti Monster" that I thought would be funny. (Little did I know that I was in for the biggest spiritual revelation of my life . . .) Anyways, I ...
by Roonie
Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:05 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3052814

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello everyone, For a while now, I have been struggling to find a way to express my devotion to a higher power. When I stumbled upon Pastafarianism just hours ago, I realized that I have found my way and that I have, in fact, been a believer for some time. It is truly amazing to me that I would have...

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