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by Pastafaggioli
Sun Nov 20, 2016 6:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 259867

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

I believe a grievous blasphemy has been leveled at our FSM . https://thenib.com/a-hair-raising-candidate Tom Morrow has some splainin" to do.
Arrrh!
by Pastafaggioli
Mon Sep 19, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Free donuts
Replies: 6
Views: 1238

Free donuts

Maties, I ope you 'av remembered its Talk like a Pirate day. There be incentives at Krispy Kreme , for pirates,.....Free donuts. Put on your best accent , Arrrh! Krispy Kreme, who knew?
by Pastafaggioli
Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Uranium-lead dating game
Replies: 1
Views: 3060

The Uranium-lead dating game

I am filled with awe that Flying Spaghetti monster has once again shown his omnipotence and hath messethed not merely with Carbon 14 dating but also by sticking noodley appendages into Zircon crystals and changing the Uranium-lead dating. He messeth greatly with scientists. all praise! Ramen!
by Pastafaggioli
Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Re: Sarah Palin

After a little living a little haute on the cochon, need to sell some Haute Couture....almost new......Sarah :fsm:
by Pastafaggioli
Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:37 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Re: Sarah Palin

U Oh! Now it looks as though maybe Al Queda is surfing FSM. They have just announced their support for Palin/McCain as well ......That cannot help either :fsm:
by Pastafaggioli
Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:29 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Re: Sarah Palin

U Oh! Sarah feels that her religion is being mocked.....Help me out here Pastafarians, but I don't think this helps :fsm:
by Pastafaggioli
Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:43 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Re: Sarah Palin

Look Cpe Celle, this is Merica, not Holland, So what is a little abuse of power? We love power (and guns)
All we are looking for, is a place in the sun for Church of FSM, by riding the Palin creationist coattails. The two churchs are after all inextricably bound by the common enemy carbon14 :fsm:
by Pastafaggioli
Sun Aug 31, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Re: Sarah Palin

If she is any relation to St. Micheal Palin , she can't be all that bad . If it were St. Michael of Palin, I WOULD vote for them. Actually, this makes think this would be a good campaign - Pastafarians for McCain/ Palin - supporting them for the sole and only reason that they back the introduction ...
by Pastafaggioli
Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:51 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 13580

Sarah Palin

Awaken Oh Pastafarians, A great opportunity is upon us, This Happy Day Sarah Palin has been nominated to be the Republican VP candidate. The MSM announced that she is a creationist and believes creationism should have taught in schools alongside the theory of evolution. I am confident with her youth...

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