FSM Discussion

Juvenile Delinquent, i.e., a particularly inexpensive new hand for a pirate vessel.

Splendid!

One of my "customers" stole the Last Post. I charged him with petty larceny; held him without bail; and I'm keeping the Last Post as evidence.

My Holiday pandora.com station is getting better after over 2 years of working on it. Some truly awful stuff still sneaks in once in a while, though.

You're banned for infringing on PON's freedom of speech.

In Virginia, passing a bad check is only a crime if you use the check to induce somebody to give you something. So, if you go to pick up Chinese take out (take away in Britain, I think?), write a bad check, take your food and go, you've committed a crime - if you hadn't given the check, they wouldn'...

Yarrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! Merry talk loik a Pirate Day to all, and to all a good pillagin'!

You're banned for confusing lunchtime and launch time and sending soup and a sandwich into orbit.

9247: If thou would wish people to not touch you "there", thou shalt not wear clothing with invitations to touch thou "there". For example, the young woman with the T-shirt that read "Rub these for Luck" might wish to reconsider her apparel choices.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Snape's on a Plane.
(Is is OK to add an apostrophe?)

Expelted

Shaving Private Ryan

You're banned for supporting the French economy.

You're banned for something involving Twisty's knickers.