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by Putanesca
Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:36 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted but, alas and alack, she had been on a serious beer and curry bender before she took off and deposited quite a bit more than seeds over your house, garden, car and anything else you'd forgotten to take in for the night. I wish that I hadn't just burnt the toast because I was writing this ins...
by Putanesca
Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:48 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644145

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Yer new avatar be a great improvment BB. Now ye looks just loike I fort yer wood. Yer be no mor a pirate than them scurvy knaves in 't comic books wot yer takes 't bog wi ye.
by Putanesca
Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:56 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You are served a portion of the original 1970's New York vintage and die slowly of food poisoning.

I wish the clocks hadn't gone back, it's sooo dark now.
by Putanesca
Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. Welcome to Wormwood Scrubs. You are hereby a guest of Her Majesty for the next 5 years.

I wish people would stop calling and trying to sell me shit I don't want.

(As for all you cold people above, "Ha Ha")
by Putanesca
Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Music!
Replies: 12
Views: 6762

Re: Pirate Music!

by Putanesca
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644145

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

N ye be fit for naught but a jackels codpiece, ye papyrus pushin' bag o wind.
by Putanesca
Fri Oct 24, 2008 3:04 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. It has now been totally redesigned by Microsoft and therefore doesn't work at all.

I wish my gardener would take a holiday.

Elvalia - Don't worry, the sun's shining again after the tornado so I'm happy.
by Putanesca
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:57 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644145

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Aaaar, ye fornicatin' feret fetisher, y's yer spliff still goin' a'ter mor'n a week at sea ? If'n ye don't smoke then don't toke.
by Putanesca
Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. But her family, which moves in with you, are a bunch of psycopathic hill-billies.

I still wish it wasn't raining or snowing or any other kind of precipitation.

See Elvalia, I told you I'd get you back. Ha!
by Putanesca
Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. Every post you make from now on is so intelligent it is indecipherable (no change there then).

I wish New Brunswick could experience the hottest heat wave ever over Christmas and so have no snow for weeks and weeks.

(I'll get you Elvalia, you know how much I hate the cold)
by Putanesca
Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:12 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You are now suffering from reefer withdrawl and try to smoke your shrimp instead causing sever burning of the epidermis. I wish it wasn't raining. (Note for all you northern climes people, this is not something that happens here very often, and I wish it would happen even less, at least tod...
by Putanesca
Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 779086

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You are now legally gay and must smoke the evil weed at least five times every hour.
(thanks for all the beer by the way)

I wish I had even more beer to swim in, (this lot's going flat)
by Putanesca
Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:19 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Worst movie ever made...
Replies: 180
Views: 68574

Re: Worst movie ever made...

Five of us went to see Cloverfield. One actually liked it, and that wasn't me. Here's one I think more people can agree on, though: the 1980 Flash Gordon. You know, the one Queen did the soundtrack for. What was wrong with Flash? One of the best lines of all time in movie history "I love you F...
by Putanesca
Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:14 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644145

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Yer wall-eyed walrus 'tache, there baint be no Primark 'ere on 't Barbary Coast. If'n er was i'd send t wench 'er a shoppin' instead of em desino places she be loikin' so much. Nat'ral fibres that be all'us we 'ave fer a coverin' up 'gainst the sun.
by Putanesca
Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644145

Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

A pirate called Bart went out on a punt He fell in the water and looked a right .... 'is spliff was all wet and 'is 'at was a drippin' we thought it was funny 'til 'e started strippin' 'is shanks were as white as sharks underbelly an' 'is gut was as flacid as a robinsons jelly 't crowd was hysterica...

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